kimballrx1
Professional
Gender: Female
Age: 12
Country: District 12 (USA)
Joined: 8 months ago
⚠️ WARNING!!!! EXTREMLY FUNNY STUFF BELOW!!! QUOTES AND STUFF!!!! ⚠️
UPDATED 5/16/2026
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever
believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
John 3:16
THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4) You just tried it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5
9) You laugh at yourself for falling for it again
9) You are smiling at yourself and there are two 9s
10) You checked to see if there are to 9s
11) You are laughing are yourself more than ever because you fall for it every time 😂 😂 😂
Hi!!!! I'm Kimballrx1! Here are some things about me:
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
I will accept your friend requests UNLESS I have a really good reason not to.
I'm: 12
Hobbies: My hobbies include scrolling and regretting not going to bed earlier. 😂
Really REALLY FUNNY THINGS:
I would run the world, but the couch is right here. 😄
When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve ice cream.
We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal. ❤️
Tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life! 😂
Fluent in sarcasm and movie quotes.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even. 😊
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 😄
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Quotes: (first few aren't that funny)
“You must do the things you think you cannot do.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” — Oscar Wilde
“She believed she could, so she did.” — R.S. Grey
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." — Miles Kington
"I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen." — Anonymous
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." — Luis Buñuel
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." — Jerry Seinfeld
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." — Oscar Wilde
"I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones; that’s why it’s called a 'cell' phone." — Anonymous
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." — Anonymous
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
"I am busy. Which is the polite way of saying I am currently doing nothing and would like to continue." — Anonymous
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry." — Anonymous
"If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?" — Anonymous
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right." — Anonymous
"My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it." — Anonymous
"The reward for good work is more work." — Anonymous
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." — Steve Martin
Hunger games quotes:
"Stay alive." — Haymitch Abernathy (his primary advice)
"Thank you for your consideration." — Katniss (after shooting an arrow at the Gamemakers)
"You've got about as much charm as a dead slug." — Haymitch (to Katniss)
"Nice dress. Hope it doesn't catch on fire." — Haymitch Abernathy
"He’s a baker! What’s he gonna do, bake them all into a giant cake?" — Haymitch Abernathy
More funny stuff:
Vacation mode: activated.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Vacation calories don’t count.
Don’t study me—you won’t graduate.
I’m 90% tired and 10% iced coffee.
My hobbies include eating and then thinking about what I’m going to eat next.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
If you got this far, message me with an emoji/emojis you want me to put with your name in my bio! 🍕🍟🌭🍔🐈🪐
People who have done this:
🌺 @sophen 🌺
...ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
For some reason I've memorized this many digits of pi:
3.1415926253589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
9821480865132823066470938446095505822317253548010270193852110555964462294895493
I am a Christian
My name is: Addie
My favorite animal is: I cant choose! they're all sooooo cute!
My favorite color is: blue
My favorite kind of bracelet is: alpha
My favorite subject is: science
I just started making bracelets! 😄
Fun facts:
I LOVE Kawaii things!
this Christmas I got more string than I can use in 5 years! 😂
I have a dog and a cat!
I have 4 siblings.
Bracelets I've made: all my loves
I LOVE getting messages! So feel free to text me anytime!
I usually wait for 5 hours straight, just WAITING for a message! 😂
Favorite books:
Harry Potter
Hunger games (all of them)
The land of stories
The babysitters club
wings of fire (Graphic novel mostly)
Big Nate
Diary of a wimpy kid
Tell me if there are any books that you think I would like reading! 😄
Make 10 bracelets this summer: 1/10
I'm currently hosting a bracket challenge! join before 16 other people join!
Pls DON'T copy any of my patterns, partial of whole, or post them on any other site other than Braceletbook
🌭🍟🍕🍔🌭🍟🍕🍔🌭🍟🍕🍔
winners of my food challenge:
1st place: @ty1445!
2nd place: @aka_kaz!
3rd place: @Dalia72!
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This is Bob! copy and paste him everywhere.
(ง •_•)ง
This is Fred. He protects my thread stash with his life.
Approach with caution. He’s small, but he’s got scissors.
Faces:
☜(˚▽˚)☞
ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
(>ლ)
ಥ_ಥ
(☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
...ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵ )
༼(⌐■ʖ̯■)༽
୧(ಥꞈಥ)୨
♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗( ･o･)┓♪
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
ಠ益ಠ
Other account: Katniss_1
sister's account: Kimballrx2
UPDATED 5/16/2026
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever
believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
John 3:16
THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4) You just tried it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5
9) You laugh at yourself for falling for it again
9) You are smiling at yourself and there are two 9s
10) You checked to see if there are to 9s
11) You are laughing are yourself more than ever because you fall for it every time 😂 😂 😂
Hi!!!! I'm Kimballrx1! Here are some things about me:
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
I will accept your friend requests UNLESS I have a really good reason not to.
I'm: 12
Hobbies: My hobbies include scrolling and regretting not going to bed earlier. 😂
Really REALLY FUNNY THINGS:
I would run the world, but the couch is right here. 😄
When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve ice cream.
We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal. ❤️
Tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life! 😂
Fluent in sarcasm and movie quotes.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even. 😊
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 😄
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Quotes: (first few aren't that funny)
“You must do the things you think you cannot do.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” — Oscar Wilde
“She believed she could, so she did.” — R.S. Grey
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." — Miles Kington
"I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen." — Anonymous
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." — Luis Buñuel
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." — Jerry Seinfeld
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." — Oscar Wilde
"I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones; that’s why it’s called a 'cell' phone." — Anonymous
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." — Anonymous
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." — Jim Carrey
"I am busy. Which is the polite way of saying I am currently doing nothing and would like to continue." — Anonymous
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry." — Anonymous
"If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?" — Anonymous
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right." — Anonymous
"My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it." — Anonymous
"The reward for good work is more work." — Anonymous
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." — Steve Martin
Hunger games quotes:
"Stay alive." — Haymitch Abernathy (his primary advice)
"Thank you for your consideration." — Katniss (after shooting an arrow at the Gamemakers)
"You've got about as much charm as a dead slug." — Haymitch (to Katniss)
"Nice dress. Hope it doesn't catch on fire." — Haymitch Abernathy
"He’s a baker! What’s he gonna do, bake them all into a giant cake?" — Haymitch Abernathy
More funny stuff:
Vacation mode: activated.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Vacation calories don’t count.
Don’t study me—you won’t graduate.
I’m 90% tired and 10% iced coffee.
My hobbies include eating and then thinking about what I’m going to eat next.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
If you got this far, message me with an emoji/emojis you want me to put with your name in my bio! 🍕🍟🌭🍔🐈🪐
People who have done this:
🌺 @sophen 🌺
...ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
For some reason I've memorized this many digits of pi:
3.1415926253589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
9821480865132823066470938446095505822317253548010270193852110555964462294895493
I am a Christian
My name is: Addie
My favorite animal is: I cant choose! they're all sooooo cute!
My favorite color is: blue
My favorite kind of bracelet is: alpha
My favorite subject is: science
I just started making bracelets! 😄
Fun facts:
I LOVE Kawaii things!
this Christmas I got more string than I can use in 5 years! 😂
I have a dog and a cat!
I have 4 siblings.
Bracelets I've made: all my loves
I LOVE getting messages! So feel free to text me anytime!
I usually wait for 5 hours straight, just WAITING for a message! 😂
Favorite books:
Harry Potter
Hunger games (all of them)
The land of stories
The babysitters club
wings of fire (Graphic novel mostly)
Big Nate
Diary of a wimpy kid
Tell me if there are any books that you think I would like reading! 😄
Make 10 bracelets this summer: 1/10
I'm currently hosting a bracket challenge! join before 16 other people join!
Pls DON'T copy any of my patterns, partial of whole, or post them on any other site other than Braceletbook
🌭🍟🍕🍔🌭🍟🍕🍔🌭🍟🍕🍔
winners of my food challenge:
1st place: @ty1445!
2nd place: @aka_kaz!
3rd place: @Dalia72!
☻/
/▌
/ \
This is Bob! copy and paste him everywhere.
(ง •_•)ง
This is Fred. He protects my thread stash with his life.
Approach with caution. He’s small, but he’s got scissors.
Faces:
☜(˚▽˚)☞
ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
(>ლ)
ಥ_ಥ
(☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
...ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵ )
༼(⌐■ʖ̯■)༽
୧(ಥꞈಥ)୨
♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗( ･o･)┓♪
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
ಠ益ಠ
Other account: Katniss_1
sister's account: Kimballrx2
12 Patterns
85 Variations
1409 To-dos
10 Loves
13 Friends
