The best joke you’ve ever heard
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LoveCraft
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2 months, 3 weeks ago by LoveCraft
It doesn’t take much to make me laugh so I will probably love your joke no matter what.
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MidnightTH
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2 months, 3 weeks ago by MidnightTH
Q. Why can’t you trust an atom? A. Because they make up everything!🤣
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GiuseppeK
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2 months, 3 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
@Q Why does Ariel (#77811) wear seashells? A: Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big. |
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LoveCraft
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2 months, 3 weeks ago by LoveCraft
Turns out it’s actually international joke day today! Random coincidence 😂
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Paws14
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2 months, 2 weeks ago by Paws14
I don't really remember jokes, but my father and brother has some of the best jokes I have ever heard.
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Paws14
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2 months, 2 weeks ago by Paws14
When my family says a joke most people won't understand, because it's kind of advanced.
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sophen
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2 months, 2 weeks ago by sophen
@Patient my back hurts when i get up in the morning.Doctor: then get up in the afternoon. I saw this my highlights last night, and thought "that kid is so smart! That is seriously the easiest fix!" |
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LoveCraft
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2 months, 2 weeks ago by LoveCraft
@spohen 😂
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LoveCraft
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2 months, 2 weeks ago by LoveCraft
Oh silly me I can’t type @sophen
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just_mere
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2 months, 1 week ago by just_mere
This was one my friend told me 😭 knock knock, who’s there? Orange, orange who? Orange ya glad you’re not a three legged hippopotamus dancing to a Shakira song at midnight while the alligators with no tails watch you!? 😭😭😭 it’s not even really a joke, but it still made me laugh
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LoveCraft
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2 months, 1 week ago by LoveCraft
@just_mere same here 😂 😂 😂
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Nainika
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2 months ago by Nainika
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon :cause she will let it go let it go
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itarosky
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2 months ago by itarosky
(better told verbally)So a bear walks into a bar and the bartender's like - You know you're not welcome here. Bear: Oh I'm sorry, am I not allowed here cause I'm a bear? Bartender: No, it has nothing to do with that. Last time you were here, you ran up like a $350 tab, had no way to pay it, tried to pay in acorns and could barely stand. Bear: Oh really? I could BEAR-ly stand? Bartender: I'm not trying to make a bear joke, I'm just saying- Bear: What's next, you're gonna say "I don't wanna be the BEARer of bad news, but you're an alcoholic"? Bartender: Yeah, I mean that was kinda what I was getting to, but I wasn't gonna do like bear jokes about it. Bear: Then why even bring it up? Bartender: Cause... I've been where you are. I've been worse than where you are and... I just don't want to see someone suffer the way I used to. Bear: How could you ever possibly help me? Bartender: Well, I could leave you my number and if you ever were serious about, you know, you could just give me a call. Bear: ... ... ... Okay. Bartender: If you don't mind me asking, why the big pause? Bear: I don't know, I was born with them. |
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GiuseppeK
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2 months ago by GiuseppeK
@itarosky Just for the sake of bringing balance to The Force, some jokes work best when written.For example, don't let the size of a Sumo wrestler fool you: they can be quick as a cat. Okay, okay--maybe quick as a CAT (#188664). |
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LoveCraft
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2 months ago by LoveCraft
@Nainika @itarosky @GuiseppeK 🤣🤣🤣
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LoveCraft
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2 months ago by LoveCraft
@GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
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2 months ago by GiuseppeK
@LoveCraft (Thanks for the acknowledgement--after my first attempt, I was left thinking okay, tough crowd...)
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