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Charli_126
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1 month ago by Charli_126
Still ten
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Charli_126
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1 month ago by Charli_126
I’m on this app
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GiuseppeK
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4 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
Well, that wouldn't be *her* fault, so she's still a 10. Then again, I for one wouldn't hold my breath that too many bonafide "10s" would even be aware of this place to begin with...S/he's a 10, but you discover s/he not only gives likes and comments on his/her own posts, s/he maintains a veritable battalion of sock puppet accounts for the same purpose. |
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blackcat79
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4 weeks ago by blackcat79
Probably a 9- a little shady and not quite my cup of tea but you do you. They’re a ten but every time they come over the sofa gets shifted exactly two inches to the left with no explanation
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 6 days ago by GiuseppeK
She's coming to *my* place of her own volition...? Shan't imagine either of us would be likely to notice two additional inches of furniture shift, considering the sheer amount for which we could account that would be liable to take place. ❤️🔥 If we're not getting up to that sort of thing, I'd go with the presumption she was playing a little game of some sort. If I wasn't too oblivious due to the love goggles to notice, I reckon I'd just wait for her to comment on the situation, then we'd go from there (and she'd remain a 10 all the while). Coming back down to Earth for a moment, if it's only two inches and her visits aren't particularly frequent, she'd've probably gotten bored with me before she'd've ever have the chance to note the anamoly. 💔 A 10, but has to sleep in a box filled with soil from his/her native land...? |
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 6 days ago by GiuseppeK
(But if the sofa continues its creep after she said goodbye, I'd blame it all on her.)
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panda_ru1e
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by panda_ru1e
9. A bit weird, but if that's what they want to do, then whatever.They're a 10, but collect stuffed panda bears |
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blackcat79
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by blackcat79
I’m going to assume that you mean a plush and not taxidermy lol. I’d say still a ten. They’re a ten but they somehow can’t go three steps unaccompanied without getting lost
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Cami-Knots
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by Cami-Knots
There a 10
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Cami-Knots
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by Cami-Knots
Whoops! There a 10 but they say bad stuff about your dog ( or pet if you don’t have a dog)
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blackcat79
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by blackcat79
Hmmm depends if it’s teasing or not but if it isn’t teasing then 6/10 because how are you gonna treat me right if you can’t even treat my pet right
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blackcat79
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3 weeks, 5 days ago by blackcat79
They’re a ten but are incredibly vain about it
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itarosky
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3 weeks, 4 days ago by itarosky
9. "Can you really call it narcissism if I'm actually better than everyone?" 🤪They're a 10, but they speak with a heavy French accent |
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clean
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3 weeks, 4 days ago by clean
10！i speak French and i love everything about French culture!they're a 10, but they're vegan and insists you should be too, and judges you every time you eat something that they don't approve of |
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 4 days ago by GiuseppeK
That would probably knock her down to a 9 or so, although I can't imagine there'd be any "winning" in this situation. I'm either kicked to the curb prematurely for failure to conform, or I maybe buy myself a little more time with her by doing as instructed, only to be told I was no longer the man with whom she fell in love. A 10, but suffers from lycanthropy--the disgusting, dangerous to self and others variety (sorry, #TeamJacob)...? |
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 4 days ago by GiuseppeK
@clean Then again, my spiritual guru taught me once upon a time that maybe two can play that game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 |
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clean
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3 weeks, 3 days ago by clean
@GiuseppeK welll... i wouldn't want to date someone who's convinced they're a werewolf all the time, so an 8, but it's not the worst thing that could happen. also, that video was hilarious and making me furious at the same time, so you know it's good
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 3 days ago by GiuseppeK
@clean Not *all* the time. You'd only have to make it a point not to schedule anything romantic during the full moon.
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GiuseppeK
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3 weeks, 3 days ago by GiuseppeK
@@clean Moreover, don't let HIM do the scheduling, either. I'd prefer you to be the one reading the headline about "Victim Mutilated Late Last Night!" rather than the subject of the news article, as your beau looks up and away from your suspicious gaze while whistling nonchalantly. |
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Paws14
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2 weeks, 3 days ago by Paws14
They're a ten, but he doesn't like cats
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