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GiuseppeK
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3 months ago by GiuseppeK
Still a 10, although I'd probably be the teensiest bit wary if we were a couple (the game never stipulated the other party would give us the time of day, after all). Depending on who exactly she was tuning in for, she might soon enough decide I'm not Real Man™ enough. A 10, but fluent in Klingon, and will never miss an opportunity to demonstrate. |
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skytech
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3 months ago by skytech
Still a 10. They’re a 10 but they’re just a little bit psychopathic
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GiuseppeK
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2 months, 4 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
Still a 10. After all, who *isn't* these days? A 10, but due to inflation, s/he's actually two 5s stacked in a trench coat? 🤔 |
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GiuseppeK
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2 months, 4 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
(But combined, they *do* meet the six-foot minimum height requirement. 👍 )
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zienah1428
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2 months, 4 weeks ago by zienah1428
6 10 but sometimes she is noisy and loud |
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GrandpaTom
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5 days, 8 hours ago by GrandpaTom
10, that’s how my girlfriend Emma is 😳 ——-she’s a ten, but she eats paper
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GiuseppeK
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4 days, 14 hours ago by GiuseppeK
Hm, the topic lives again. 👍Everyone's got their idiosyncrasies these days (gotta collect 'em ALL), so as long as she's otherwise Princess Jasmine across the board and still willing to date down, she's still an 11. If that's the extent of her eccentricities, I'd even treat her to Korean ( https://www.businessinsider.com/hanji-handmade-korean-paper-so-expensive-2023-6 ). While it might cruelly tug on the heart a bit if she commenced to chowing down with too much gusto to note the purple prose I'd've written on each sheet, as an exceptionally easygoing suitor, and with my reassurance that there's no need to stand on ceremony and she's free to eat as sloppily as she pleases, I'd be on hand to dutifully kiss away all the resulting paper cuts. ❤️ S/he's a 10, but sleeps hanging upside down...? 🤔 |
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GiuseppeK
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4 days, 13 hours ago by GiuseppeK
Now, if the unspoken obligation is that I would be required to alter *my* diet if we're to be a couple, admittedly that might knock my Venus down to a mere 10 or perhaps even a 9 (or not, so long as our dates wouldn't involve dining together 👍). I suppose I would be tolerant enough to joylessly end up Lady & The Tramp-ing an Egg McMuffin wrapper with some residual cheese stuck upon it for her Instagram followers at least once. |
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bugs_b1te
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4 days, 6 hours ago by bugs_b1te
Hmm, I can deal with a bat, as long as they are comfortable,, they're a 10 but they serenade you with bad guitar playing 1x a week |
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martha9999
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2 days, 7 hours ago by martha9999
still a ten. at least they tried loll 🤣 they're a ten but dry texter :/// |
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bugs_b1te
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2 days, 7 hours ago by bugs_b1te
depends on how much i see them irl, if it's not our main form of communication (as in, we see each other and talk more than we text) then still a 10they're a 10 but they dislike most of your favorite foods |
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GiuseppeK
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1 day, 5 hours ago by GiuseppeK
Still a 10, and perfectly understandable. After all, if we're being intellectually honest with ourselves, one isn't going to be a 10 on a garbage diet. So long as I could still occasionally sneak a bacon cheeseburger and a beer whenever I'm not immediately under her watchful eye, she might even teach me a thing or two. Besides, I'm sure there's *some*thing on the menu I'd find palatable at the eatery of her choice (I'm not hard to please), once again if we're going with the conceit that she'd be willing to date down.S/he's a 10, but you as a nobody will be constantly and mercilessly torn to shreds on social media for being seen in public with him/her...? |
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