Firekeeper
Bracelet King
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Country: 🔥🔥Land Of Fire🔥🔥
Joined: 3 years ago
WeLcOmE my guy, gal, or non-binary pal, to my Profile Page!!
(Feel free to DM me if u have any questions or concerns)
(I’m afraid this is no longer a reliably active account)
tag me in the chat with, Wuts shakin bacon??
tag count: 13🥓
Don’t report me for this but I thought someone may need this today: https://pin.it/3W5wbTe
Mom: you don’t mind waiting in the car?
Me: I have a book
Mom: you won’t get bored?
Me: I have a book
Mom: I might be an hour
Me: *waves book*
⚪️Male
⚪️Female
🔘Heck if I know
Physiological facts:
‘Why should I text first’ is ego
‘Why should I always text first’ is self respect
They ran away to the fictional world, where the villains aren’t always who they seem, where magic is real, where people are immortal, where stories are our greatest treasures, where love has its way of finding you when you least expect it, where dragons and goblins raid villages, where faeries are cruel and humans are kind, where the hero is not who they say, where you can be anything you say, as long as you go the distance
Random God: Sir there’s somone coming up the elevator-
Zeus: Who is it?
Random God: We are detecting unusually high levels of sass sir
Zeus: *slams hand on chair arm* JACKSON
POV: someone yells at me for whatever reason:
My mind: *don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t you dare cry*
Survival tips:
For bears;
If it’s brown lay down
If it’s black fight back
If it’s white, good night
For being stranded/lost in the woods;
Remember the three 3s
You can go 3 weeks without food
3 days without water
And 3 hours without shelter
Is it just me or is every anime character that can take on the aspect or control animals really cool and hot?
The awkwardness of messaging someone who you haven’t talked to in about a year makes me wanna laugh and cry at the same time for some reason 🤣😭
I wear a mask so nobody can see my quivering lips, so nobody can see I’m not smiling, I hide behind my hair so nobody can see my tears, I hide in the corner so nobody will see me have a panic attack, I hide so much from everyone, but when one person notices they shrug and walk away. When I tell someone I’m broken they can’t handle it, and they run out of my life, I’m so tired of being ignored, being told I’m too quiet, not skinny enough, not pretty enough, or even tall enough 😭
Currently reading:
(Not the most accurate thing in the world)
Dance of Thieves
I have a Goodreads account, yes I’m a bookworm get over it, go friend me, my UN is currently Mars
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/150982853-mars-inactive-ruler-of-thicc-gremlins
Here’s a link!!
I have a goal of being promoted to Moderator ig, I feel like it would be cool, but it looks like only well known ppl get promoted 🫠
Im on reddit now, my UN is GenderlessJedi
My mom yelled at me about not going into the lane fast enough when MULTIPLE cars were coming in both lanes, I still have trouble measuring speed and distance with other cars... IM STILL LEARNING! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING SUPER QUICKLY!!! 😭😭
My love language is proximity and talking to someone, so if I were to sit by someone or to make an effort to talk to them I am showing affection. It’s a real love language it’s just rare ppl ok?
MY GOAL IS TO GET 666 FRIENDS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS LOL
VAMPIRE IN THE GARDEN BROKE MY HEART OMG IM CRYING😭😭
Me to my guy bf: hi there, remember that time you showed me love and affection? Oop. I’m here to stay now. I got feelings, that’s how it works. You showed me human kindness, something I’m not used to. But hey, you messed up, I’m you’re problem now.
Omg I think Ace is gonna make me straight yall, like I’d kill him cus I hate idiots but he’s so hot OMFG
Proud Member of the ✨Deformed Virgos Club✨
I had a lot of things to do today but you know what I did instead?
I made a keychain, it’s a very cute keychain
Note to self: don’t wear a tank top to an amusement park the day you forget sunscreen
@SusuKnots is my internet twin
I play Roblox, my UN is Ottersrule112 if you wanna add me
Pronouns: He/him/they ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ
You have entered my ✨hashtag zone✨
(Basically where I put random sh!t and try not to get banned 🤣)
#TADASHI NEEDS A RAISE (if ykyk)
#TADaSHI NEeDS TO RUN
#ILL CLImB THAT CHeRRY TREE
#LANGA NEEDS TO RUN
You have left my ✨Hashtag Zone✨
I treid the tiktok trend of grabbing your nearest book, turning to page 30 and the first sentence describes your love life
Beach it was "he's all fact and no feeling" IM DYING!!! 😭🤣
Some words of wisdom:
Never regret something that made you HAPPY
I watch DSMP and I have some memes...
New Ranboo veiwer: huh this seems nice-
Ranboo fan: Welcome to Ranboo would you like the ran, or the boo?
New Ranboo veiwer: the what and who now?
Ranboo fan: he’s chosen the boo!
Ranboo: boo ya genders mine! 😈
New Ranboo veiwer:holy sh!t wtf is that!
Why is it that parents of ppl with curly hair are constantly telling their kids to brush their hair, “it will look better” they say, but NO IT LOOKS LIKE AN AFFRO MOTHER
Rip my hot pocket
Heated up: 10:20am
Eaten by my dog: 10:26am
(I may have forgotten about it in the microwave for a few minutes)
“Nothing is impossible, nobody’s tried hard enough yet”-Anonymous
Just a little rant ignore me: I’m sorry i can’t work a full time job like my brother and sister because I’m a minor, I’m sorry I can’t remember anything, I have ADHD and a brain injury, I’m sorry I’m not skinny enough or pretty enough, I’m sorry I have scars on my face and legs, I’m sorry I use makeup to cover my bruises, I’m sorry I’m depressed, I’m sorry I’m not a social butterfly like my sister, I’m sorry I’m insecure, I’m sorry I have trust issues, I’m sorry about existing
Friend: “why do you hate yourself so much?” Me: “look at me! I look like I just curled my hair with an air frier! I look like I’m trying super hard to be different, my hair is always greasy, I have tons of scars on my legs, bruises, and a scar above my eyebrow. WHaTS NOT TO HATE”
Me: *watches horror movie/ podcast before bed* *wakes up at 3am thinking something touched my foot* *intense screaming*
⚠️Some harsh language ⚠️
Whenever my friends lose me in a crowd:
My friend: I can’t seem to find them
My bestie: I have an idea, everybody cover your ears
My bestie: *Shouts* ANIME SUCKS
*hears a voice in the crowd*
Me: SAY THaT TO MY F**CKING FACE
My bestie: found them-
⚠️Trigering⚠️
random thingie:
Kidnapper: "choose who leaves here alive, you, or your d-"
me: "Hurt me. DONT HURT MY NUGGET"
Me: *has mental breakdown after going to my aunts funeral* My corgi: “I see your monsters, I see your pain, tell me your problems I’ll chase them away. I’ll be you light house I’ll make ok. When I see your monsters I’ll stand there so brave and chase them all away”
My mom said I need to be crafty but everything I make nowadays mimicks my mental state… in other words it’s a distorted mess that nobody can decipher
Bro, this dude asked me my fav flower and I said "cherry blossom" 😭 AND HE SAID, "cherries aren't blossoms dummy" BEACH DO YOU THINk CHERRIES JUST APPEAR?!? THeY HAVE A TREE WHICH HAS FLOWERS
Me: *wears black clothing cus I’m in mourning*
Mom: are you goth?
Me: MOM STOP
Non weeb: how can you simp for so many people? Doesn’t it get confusing? Me: it’s called multitasking noob, get used to it
⚠️⚠️TW⚠️⚠️
Brain: I’m working but I’m stupid, depressed, and su!c!dal.
Heart: I’m beating but I don’t feel alive. I’m in so much pain and I’m so broken.
Lungs: I’m working but I feel heavy and it’s hard to breathe.
Eyes: I’m holding too many tears, I can’t handle it any longer.
Hands: I’m useless, all I’m good at is hurting.
Arms and Legs: I’m always hurting, make it stop.
You keep hurting your loved ones by hurting yourself, I got the help I needed, somone can help you too, until that somone comes along, keep fighting. I love you❤️
Characters I simp for:
Killua (kinda young but who cares)
Kurapika (I though he was a girl for so freaking long)
Issac Foster (haven’t even watched the show he’s in lol)
Ban (we’d get drunk together)
Kusuo Saiki (Hed get so annoyed with me it would be hilarious)
Doma
Mitsuri
Inoske
NEZUKO CHAAAAN
ALL-TIME fav quote:
"If you can change something, change it. If you can't, dont waste time thinking about it."-Beido
ALL-TIME fav anime:
Blue Period
ALL-TIME fav book:
The Naturals
ALL-TIME fav tv show:
Teen wolf
(I would ask Derek to turn if I was dating him so I could boop the floof 🥰)
I have SEVER Ophidiophobia…
Ik it's irrational but I can’t help it, I will literally scream if I see a snake irl
NOTICE: I am making pfps! If you can dream it I can make it! I can do fav characters from shows with or without pride flags, and I can just draw something like a turtle or something seasonal
Me when somone asks if I’m okay:
Yea I’m ok! I’m totally ok, lemme just *takes a deep breath* *starts screaming*
I have a Spotify, here’s a link…
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1gbxHcVc6c0ggfbefFQMrA?si=DHpo6HW4T_2DbaryG54KnA
I can make playlists if u want
Mental health status:
75%
I take back every bad I’ve said about One Piece, I really like it now, it was kinda slow at the beginning, boy I wish I as good at making friends as Luffy
Ok so i was at a party on Thursday and a girl asked me to sit with her, my gay butt started panicking cus she was really pretty, I went to sit with her, we talked a lil, and we slow danced a lil while later, she ASKED ME TO SLOw DANCE WITH HER!! Instead of putting our hands on each other’s shoulder she led my hand to her waist, HER WAIST! And she smiled so cutely when she did 😍 But she was texting and Snapchating these boys during the occasional silence between us, did she like me or was she just being nice? IM SO CONFUSED!!
ello! The names Firekeeper been bored the game
@SusuKnots killed meh, so I guess ima ghost now 😂
I play genshin impact(my sis does too), im f2p though so I dont have very good characters(dm me for my UID, or hers witch ever you want)
Nobody invites me to go out
Nobody invites me to chill
Nobody asks how I’m doing
Nobody talks to me unless I talk to them first
But the second I say I have no friends
Everyone wants to pretend they give a crap about me
Life asked Death, "Death, why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded, "Because you are the beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
MY NICKNAMES:
(The newer ones)
#1; Poemkeeper
#2: PaTrIcIa
#3: Dat meme dude
#4: My Child 🤣
#5: Gem (somone misspelled my name and it stuck idk y)
(The old ones, 3-5 years)
#1: Chirp
#2: Sprinkles
#3: Zippy
#4: Yip
#5: Timmy (I have been questioning my gender since I was 6, I thought I was trans and later I figured out I just wanted to exist without a label and slowly came out as genderfluid more recently, non-binary)
I’m an evil EmOtIoNlEsS mAsK (my mask has a defect so stay awaaay)
🅗🅔🅡🅔 🅘🅢 🅐 🅕🅡🅞🅖🅖🅞 🅣🅞 🅜🅐🅚🅔 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅓🅐🅨 🅑🅔🅣🅣🅔🅡
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dis is random but...
I discovered id scream the same if a piece of seaweed touched my foot
as I would if I was being eaten by a shark 😂
I am HoMeScHoOlEd feel free to ask me about that...
NO, I AM NOT WIERD, we just act weird to make tradishies think we are 🤪
this is a safe space for people of all orientations, race, and religion
(I tend to throw sandals when aggravated, be aware)
Currently on the run from the law…
Aka @ZombieTown
@Maialynn is my bb big sis 🥺 she has a great shoulder to cry on
We are jobless twins 🥺🥺
FUN FACT: the term and meaning of 'beauty' was thought of by a man
don't doubt yourself based on a sexist man's standards 🙅♀️
Species: Raccoon
Just a confused and proud asexual
online:☀️
offline:☁️
offline for the rest of the day:🙈
Offline but may hop on: 🙉
Online, but in another tab:⛅️
waiting for patterns to be accepted: ☀️☀️☀️
gone for a while:👋👋
sleeping/napping:🌙
knotting: 🧶
school:🏫
watching tv:📺
Out on a ride(be back in 2-4 hours):🚲
feeling depressed:😭
Idek:🥴
At the lake/ beach:🏝
Aggravated: 😡
Off an on: 🌗
Dead account: 👻
Away for the holidays:🗺
Do not disturb: 🔫
Crying over anime ppl(will be snippy):✏️
Grounded: 🏠
status: 🌗
Feminist 😤
LGBTQ+ Rights
BLM✊🏾
Pro-Choice
Climate change is real
Covid is real
(Fully VACCINATED!!!)
PLUTO IS A PLANET! THE SCIENTISTS ARE UNDERMINING ITS CUS ITS SMOL
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Genderfluid ppl are not indecisive they just don’t have a fixed gender
Non binary ppl don’t have to have dyed hair, some do but a lot don’t
I take pattern requests 😉
(i specialize in large patterns, ima sucker for details 😂)
I ADORE anime ❤️ especially... Jujutsu Kaisen🥰, 7DS, Haikuy! Black Butler, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Blue Exorcist, Akame Ga Kill, Demon Slayer, Sword Art Online, Attack On Titan, Durarara, Bungo Stray Dogs, Toradora, Kakegururi, Ouran Host Club, Soul Eater, A Loll In The Sea, Is It Wrong To Pick Girls Up In A Dungeon, Tokyo Ghoul, Magi, Saiki K, High-rise Invasion, Braves Of The Six Flowers (AKA among us but anyone can and will kill u) Promised Neverland 🥺 (so sad) Angel Beats (Made me cry) Fruits Basket (never laughed harder) Dr. Stone (starting to grow on me) To Your Infinity (kinda iffy in the beginning) and MHA
(does Voltron count????????)
✨Feel free to ask me for anime recommendations!✨
⚠️ I tend to start projects after I've already started one, so if I say im gonna make a pattern for anyone and I make another before the one u asked for, DM me and I’ll hop on it!⚠️
my fav candies: tootsie rolls and skittles 🤪
CHB cabin: Hades☠️
Camp Jupiter cabin: Pluto ☠️💎
divergent sector: Dauntless👩🦽
Nichirin Sword Colors: Pink💖(not cus I like pink) and green💚…
yes, I’m a double wielder both of swords and breathing styles, got a problem with it?😤
sign: Virgo♍️
House: GRIFFINDORE😇
Patroness: lion🦁 (my friend is a Hufflepuff and he has a Lil owl, such a side character 🤣)
fav color(s):❤️🖤
fav food: Fried Rice 😊
fav dessert: my sis's red velvet butter cake(my mouth is watering rn) pure heaven 😂
fav flower: sakura blossoms 🌸
fav books: PJO, HOO, Firekeepers Daughter(duh), the Alex Rider series, Fable, Pet Cemetery, A Cuban Girl's Guide To Tea And Tomorrow, Beats of Prey(such a cliff hanger at the end, but highly recommend!🤌)Sky In The Deep(VERY strong heroine in this one), and How To Disappear 📔
Fav manga: MHA, Demon Slayer, Bungo Stray Dogs
fav movie(s): Venom, and CODA🎞
fav anime characters: Satoru Gojo 😘 , Yuji Itadori 😘 , Sukuna 😍 😍
Mei(is that how u spell it??) Dabi, Hawks, Shoto Todoroki, Shigaraki, Twice, Bakugo, Zero, Kaname, #2(the puppy) Rin, Meliodus, Ban, Harlaquin, Kageyama, Hinata, Lev, Kenma, Erin, Levi, Mitsuri, Doma, Akaza, Inosuke, Haganezuka, Mary, Vice-Principal(icr her name) KANEKI is so fine omg! Fushi (idk if I spelled that right lol) Gloxinia(ty @emilyinnit for helping me figure that out 😂), Sniper Mask 😍 😍 😍 and Cath(he's soooooo cute!! especially when he was stuck on Arthur's head LMAO)
😂
here's somthin to help ur boredom:
https://youtu.be/ynjeKE44-CY
https://youtu.be/cWsrKPVOzPE
https://youtu.be/3Opnt9UQ_Yg
https://youtu.be/PDj8LIAqi9E
https://youtu.be/mmx8uTCT_hc skip to 7:03 on this one)
Family members: “when are you getting your learners permit?” Me: *looks at mom grudgingly* mom: “we have to get the family room in order” me: “I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE MOM! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A ROOM!”
Here’s a lil story…
⚠️May be triggering⚠️
One night about 3 years ago (2019) my mom and I got into a huge fight. I packed my bag and ran away. I walked a few blocks and a girl I knew from school (also my neighbor) stopped and said “Where are you going?” I shrugged and walked to a park bench. I sat there for a while pondering whether to go back or not. The girl came back with my mom, I went home… the next day a woman was reported missing from a gas station I was heading to… her remains were found a few days later…I coulda died that night. But my neighbor saved me, and for that I am grateful
awesome ppl you should friend:
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@DreamCloud
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Maialynn
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@IguanaGreg
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@GenMalucci
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Daisy_Brac
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Kiwi_art
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
⚠️Reader discretion advised⚠️
Your neck is not a shirt, so DONT hang it👕
Your wrist is not paper, so DONT cut it⚔️
Your heart is not a lock, so DONT lock it🔒
Your life is not a film, so DONT end it🎬
Your body isn't a punching bag, so DONT hit it🥊
Because in my eyes, you are NOT worthless
If anything you are the most priceless person in the world
You're a great person that does amazing things in life, and for that…
You have my respect 🤜🤛
(It’s okay not to be okay)
someone asked me y I used pins rather than keychains, it's cus I put them on a jacket and I use them to express myself 😊
pattern goals for 2022: 10
patterns completed:0
my ships: pop rocks, Deto, Yumi and, Zuki
I HATE intros on shows, I will move heaven and earth to skip them🤣
I accept all friend requests
pro since: 4/28/21
Bracelet Queen Since: 5/29/21
fav songs: Bang! by AJR, Finish Line by Skillet, Strangers by Mallory Merk, Alone Together by Fall Out Boy, Blood/// Water by grandson(and yes I did spell that right 😤) Titans by Major Lazer, Im A Mess by Fly By Nightcore, and At My Worst by Pink Sweat$ Stereo Hearts by GymClassHeroes
fave anime quotes: "oh! I couldn't live in a world without Light!' 'Yes, that would be dark.'"-L "For I am simply one h*ll of a deer."-Sebastian Michaelis "Sometimes forgetting is a type of happiness."-Kaname Kuran "No matter how far you fly, you'll forever remain the most treasured person in the world to me."-Kaname Kuran "Don't you think that true memories are a combination of fun ones painful ones?"-Rin Okumura "Your past shouldn't stop you from achieving your goals and dreams"-Rin Okumura "You can bad mouth me as much as you want, but don't make fun of my brother!"-Rin Okumura “what’s that face?!?! I’ll teach you respect!!”- Tanjiro's Crow "'Calm down Bokuto.' 'I AM CALM!!"-Bokuto "Settel down kids"- Tendou? "Why do you act like such a damsel? YOU'RE A WERE-TIGER!! GROW SOME WERE-BALLS!"-(the idealist from Bungo Stray Dogs)
(a guide to my way of talkin: DM= Direct Message, Deto= Deku+Shoto, Pop Rocks= Kiri+Bakugo, Yumi= Yuji+Magami, Zuki= Zero+Yuki, Tradishies= Traditional Schooling)
random fact about me: I hate water, but love the beach and rivers…. Also, I am told I sound like R2D2 being attacked when I’m poked😂 I’m kinda obsessed with Mitsuri, I lOvE her, she’s so sweet and pretty ☺️…. I’m terrified of crabs 😰😰 pls don’t ask, and I’m working on writing a book, it sucks so bad I don’t think I’ll get it published
"You are wanted and you are loved. Don’t let stupidly blind people tell you otherwise"-@lucass_ bio, ill miss u my friend 😢 ill keep fighting, I promise
“🌟Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful of your life🌟”-@aries_girl’s bio
“We know little about love.
With love, it is like with a pear.
The pear is sweet and has a shape.
Try to define the shape of the pear.“- @The_Zuz’s bio
"if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bull crap"-@jaygonauk7
⚠️This part may get personal, reader discretion is advised⚠️
Psychological facts: The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest. All because…. They don’t wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do
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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him everywhere you can
⚠️This may be triggering⚠️
(Skip to line)
You know
I am alive
Alive
What a word
How can I be “Alive”
When I’m not?
I love
Hurt
Cut
Cry
I would love to die
But, the thing is
I’m alive
And that’s something
So I’ll stay
I’ll stand
I’ll be a shield
I will love
Those who have
Never been loved
I will fight
Battles that aren’t mine
Because I’m
ALIVE
and
Some people aren’t
Anymore
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Poem of the month:
Hold fast to dreams
for if dreams die
life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly
Hold fast to dreams
for if dreams go
Life is a bracken field
Frozen with snow
Dad joke of the month:
My boss calls me “The Computer”
Nothing to do with intelligence, I just go to sleep if left unattended for 15min
Normal meme of the month:
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone
And smile. Then you walk into a pole
⚠️⚠️For depressed ppl⚠️⚠️
You are just sad, all the time, your friends don’t understand, your family doesn’t understand. They’ll never understand. I feel for you because I’m there! The only time the pain is gone is when you are asleep, keep fighting, if you ever need to talk to someone, my DMs are always open
If I was in the place of….
Yuki from Vampire Knight:
If I was in her shoes when I was seein visions I would collapse on the floor and scream when Kaname came into the room just to make them stressed 🤣(ik I’m a terrible person)
I guess when I hit 300 friends I’ll do a face reveal O.o we shall see
when my friends heard id never watched (or read) LOTR:
Ding dong!
(if u get this I will give you a shoutout in my bio forever and make a patter of you're UN)
Congrats @amayab !🥳🥳🥳
⚠️Mature content, skip to the line⚠️
Pain if your friend, pain is your ally
Pain tells you when you are badly wounded
But you know what the best thing about pain is?
It tells you you are not dead yet
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Welcome to my ✨ Fandom Zone ✨
I SHIP WESPER, AND KANEJ IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT EAT MY BOOT
MAGNUS MOST DEFINITELY RHYMES WITH SWAGNESS
I SHIP SOLANGELO, FIERROCHASE, SALTUBIS, AND PERCABETH WITH ALL OF MY HEART THEY ARE SO DAM CUTE
UNCLE RICK IS A TROLL. NOBODY CAN ARGUE WITH THAT.
I LOVE THE RIORDANVERSE
THINGS THE WHOLE PJO / HOO FANDOM CAN AGREE ON:
1) The movies suck
2) We ship Jason with a brick
Riordanverse quotes:
"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
Marvel meme of the week:
Peter: tales as old as time
Shuri: memes as old as vine
Peter and Shuri (singing together):
Beauty and the yeet
Tony: wh-
T'challs: Don't question it. It only encourages them.
Riordanverse meme:
Leo: English is a difficult language
Leo: It can be understood through thorough thought though
Jason: I'm begging you to stop
(I love to read if you can't tell yet)
you have now left my ✨ Fandom Zone ✨
you have entered ✨Tribute Zone ✨
(basically, where I pay tribute to someone I've lost)
Wynona:
🎵I miss you already, and your barely gone
I wanna hold you, but I just put you down
I made you a bandana, but you chewed it up
No matter how plain the fabric, you have so much to say
I’m not sayin’ it’s a competition all I’m sayin’ is...
I love you more than the bad days ahead
I love you more than the nights that we ended with stratches
Oh, I love you more
There will be a time when you will forget me
So I’ll say it over and over again
So you know for sure
Darlin’ I love you
I’ll love you more as the years pass me by
even though ill never see you again
And I'll know for sure
Wynona I love you so much more than you could understand 😢
Ro:
I still wear your ashes around my neck…
I won a medal as I promised you…
I’ve fought for years, just so I could live up to that promise
I’ll be with you soon, but not too soon, I’ll try a few more years 🥺 you were like a brother to me Ro, my little hero
you have left my ✨Tribute Zone✨
you have entered my ✨Joke Zone✨ (some r rlly corny im sorry)
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American
Why was the easter bunny upset?
cus he was having a bad hair day
Why can't you make an egg joke?
cus it'll crack up
Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?
he's all right
Knock Knock
who's there?
i. o
I. O. who?
me, when you paying me back?
Why did the bike collapse?
Cus it was too tired
The past, presence, and future walked into a bar...
it was very tense
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
cus he was outstanding in his field
you have left my ✨Joke Zone✨
Last thing, qn eldr… if anyone knows what this means, you deserve two medals 🏅🏅 😂
No cheating!
Congrats @DreamCloud for getting it right! And for being able to tell me what religion it’s from as well, you get 4 medals!!🏅🏅🏅🏅
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
MY BIO IS LONGEST DONT LISTEN TO @doogielove THEY SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
⚠️Triggering⚠️
Another 100 reasons to stay alive ♥️
1. The salty smell and calming sound of the beach
2. You would hurt a lot more people that love you more than life itself
3. Hot chocolate on cold winter days
4. Your mom's smile
5. Your best friend's laugh/ soon best friend
6. Seeing little kids you know grow
7. The feeling of the sun against your face
8. Hearing the words “I love you”
9. Not being able to sleep/the feeling you get the night before a holiday
10. Birthdays
11. Quiet late night drives
12. Missed opportunities and adventures
13. The feeling of lying in bed after a long day
14. Long hot showers
15. Music that you connect with/favorite artists
16. You have a purpose
17. You can change somebody’s life
18. Snowball fights
19. Concerts
20. Watching people fall
21. As long as you heart is beating, there is hope
22. You will regret dying
23. Falling in love
24. Marriage
25. You are enough
26. Pain is only temporary
27. Late night food runs with your friends
28. The sound of rain
29. Reading powerful quotes
30. Eating your favorite foods
31. Stars
32. Good movies
33. Having children
34. Staring at clouds and finding pictures within them
35. Meeting new people
36. Your struggle will make you stronger
37. You have a lot of people that love and support you
38. Being able to say, “I made it”
39. Genuine smiles
40. Bonfires
41. You matter
42. Time heals most wounds
43. Your first apartment/house
44. The crunch of leaves in the fall
45. Finding your soul mate
46. Meaningful hugs
47. Being in/attending someone’s wedding
48. You are worth it
49. Sunday night football
50. The smell of Christmas trees
51. People care about you; lots of them in fact
52. Sunsets
53. Ice cream
54. You are brave
55. Things really do get better
56. Dogs
57. Cats
58. Pets in general
59. Rainbows
60. You are amazing
61. The city
62. Traveling
63. Vacations
64. Road trips
65. Hearing awesome stories
66. Inside jokes
67. Coffee
68. Snowmen
69. Your talents
70. You’ll disappoint the people that love you by letting your illness win
71. The feeling of pure joy/happiness
72. You will be happy one day
73. All-nighters with your friends
74. Cuddling
75. Reunions with your friends/high school/college
76. Re-connecting with someone you haven’t talked to in years
77. Smiling
78. Seeing someone else smile
79. You are beautiful
80. Decorating you house/apartment
81. Capturing perfect moments on camera
82. You would be missed
83. Quiet bookstores/small restaurants
84. Your favorite hobby
85. Swimming on a hot day
86. Being cozied up with blankets
87. Feeling refreshed after a nice nap
88. Helping other people
89. Watching the people you love become successful
90. Becoming successful yourself
91. Babies/little kids
92. Cute old people
93. Love stories
94. You are strong
95. You will be proud that you continued to live
96. The feeling of grass under your feet
97. Telling crazy stories
98. The smell of rain
99. Watching lightning
100. YOU ARE LOVED. (You might not know it sometimes)
And a million more reasons 🥰
Grammarly says my bio sounds like im nervous AND confident and kinda rambly so yea...
I got major trust issues, so yea…..
I got my heart broke recently so if ur happy…
GOOD FOR YOU MATE 😭
(Feel free to DM me if u have any questions or concerns)
(I’m afraid this is no longer a reliably active account)
tag me in the chat with, Wuts shakin bacon??
tag count: 13🥓
Don’t report me for this but I thought someone may need this today: https://pin.it/3W5wbTe
Mom: you don’t mind waiting in the car?
Me: I have a book
Mom: you won’t get bored?
Me: I have a book
Mom: I might be an hour
Me: *waves book*
⚪️Male
⚪️Female
🔘Heck if I know
Physiological facts:
‘Why should I text first’ is ego
‘Why should I always text first’ is self respect
They ran away to the fictional world, where the villains aren’t always who they seem, where magic is real, where people are immortal, where stories are our greatest treasures, where love has its way of finding you when you least expect it, where dragons and goblins raid villages, where faeries are cruel and humans are kind, where the hero is not who they say, where you can be anything you say, as long as you go the distance
Random God: Sir there’s somone coming up the elevator-
Zeus: Who is it?
Random God: We are detecting unusually high levels of sass sir
Zeus: *slams hand on chair arm* JACKSON
POV: someone yells at me for whatever reason:
My mind: *don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t you dare cry*
Survival tips:
For bears;
If it’s brown lay down
If it’s black fight back
If it’s white, good night
For being stranded/lost in the woods;
Remember the three 3s
You can go 3 weeks without food
3 days without water
And 3 hours without shelter
Is it just me or is every anime character that can take on the aspect or control animals really cool and hot?
The awkwardness of messaging someone who you haven’t talked to in about a year makes me wanna laugh and cry at the same time for some reason 🤣😭
I wear a mask so nobody can see my quivering lips, so nobody can see I’m not smiling, I hide behind my hair so nobody can see my tears, I hide in the corner so nobody will see me have a panic attack, I hide so much from everyone, but when one person notices they shrug and walk away. When I tell someone I’m broken they can’t handle it, and they run out of my life, I’m so tired of being ignored, being told I’m too quiet, not skinny enough, not pretty enough, or even tall enough 😭
Currently reading:
(Not the most accurate thing in the world)
Dance of Thieves
I have a Goodreads account, yes I’m a bookworm get over it, go friend me, my UN is currently Mars
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/150982853-mars-inactive-ruler-of-thicc-gremlins
Here’s a link!!
I have a goal of being promoted to Moderator ig, I feel like it would be cool, but it looks like only well known ppl get promoted 🫠
Im on reddit now, my UN is GenderlessJedi
My mom yelled at me about not going into the lane fast enough when MULTIPLE cars were coming in both lanes, I still have trouble measuring speed and distance with other cars... IM STILL LEARNING! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING SUPER QUICKLY!!! 😭😭
My love language is proximity and talking to someone, so if I were to sit by someone or to make an effort to talk to them I am showing affection. It’s a real love language it’s just rare ppl ok?
MY GOAL IS TO GET 666 FRIENDS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS LOL
VAMPIRE IN THE GARDEN BROKE MY HEART OMG IM CRYING😭😭
Me to my guy bf: hi there, remember that time you showed me love and affection? Oop. I’m here to stay now. I got feelings, that’s how it works. You showed me human kindness, something I’m not used to. But hey, you messed up, I’m you’re problem now.
Omg I think Ace is gonna make me straight yall, like I’d kill him cus I hate idiots but he’s so hot OMFG
Proud Member of the ✨Deformed Virgos Club✨
I had a lot of things to do today but you know what I did instead?
I made a keychain, it’s a very cute keychain
Note to self: don’t wear a tank top to an amusement park the day you forget sunscreen
@SusuKnots is my internet twin
I play Roblox, my UN is Ottersrule112 if you wanna add me
Pronouns: He/him/they ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ
You have entered my ✨hashtag zone✨
(Basically where I put random sh!t and try not to get banned 🤣)
#TADASHI NEEDS A RAISE (if ykyk)
#TADaSHI NEeDS TO RUN
#ILL CLImB THAT CHeRRY TREE
#LANGA NEEDS TO RUN
You have left my ✨Hashtag Zone✨
I treid the tiktok trend of grabbing your nearest book, turning to page 30 and the first sentence describes your love life
Beach it was "he's all fact and no feeling" IM DYING!!! 😭🤣
Some words of wisdom:
Never regret something that made you HAPPY
I watch DSMP and I have some memes...
New Ranboo veiwer: huh this seems nice-
Ranboo fan: Welcome to Ranboo would you like the ran, or the boo?
New Ranboo veiwer: the what and who now?
Ranboo fan: he’s chosen the boo!
Ranboo: boo ya genders mine! 😈
New Ranboo veiwer:holy sh!t wtf is that!
Why is it that parents of ppl with curly hair are constantly telling their kids to brush their hair, “it will look better” they say, but NO IT LOOKS LIKE AN AFFRO MOTHER
Rip my hot pocket
Heated up: 10:20am
Eaten by my dog: 10:26am
(I may have forgotten about it in the microwave for a few minutes)
“Nothing is impossible, nobody’s tried hard enough yet”-Anonymous
Just a little rant ignore me: I’m sorry i can’t work a full time job like my brother and sister because I’m a minor, I’m sorry I can’t remember anything, I have ADHD and a brain injury, I’m sorry I’m not skinny enough or pretty enough, I’m sorry I have scars on my face and legs, I’m sorry I use makeup to cover my bruises, I’m sorry I’m depressed, I’m sorry I’m not a social butterfly like my sister, I’m sorry I’m insecure, I’m sorry I have trust issues, I’m sorry about existing
Friend: “why do you hate yourself so much?” Me: “look at me! I look like I just curled my hair with an air frier! I look like I’m trying super hard to be different, my hair is always greasy, I have tons of scars on my legs, bruises, and a scar above my eyebrow. WHaTS NOT TO HATE”
Me: *watches horror movie/ podcast before bed* *wakes up at 3am thinking something touched my foot* *intense screaming*
⚠️Some harsh language ⚠️
Whenever my friends lose me in a crowd:
My friend: I can’t seem to find them
My bestie: I have an idea, everybody cover your ears
My bestie: *Shouts* ANIME SUCKS
*hears a voice in the crowd*
Me: SAY THaT TO MY F**CKING FACE
My bestie: found them-
⚠️Trigering⚠️
random thingie:
Kidnapper: "choose who leaves here alive, you, or your d-"
me: "Hurt me. DONT HURT MY NUGGET"
Me: *has mental breakdown after going to my aunts funeral* My corgi: “I see your monsters, I see your pain, tell me your problems I’ll chase them away. I’ll be you light house I’ll make ok. When I see your monsters I’ll stand there so brave and chase them all away”
My mom said I need to be crafty but everything I make nowadays mimicks my mental state… in other words it’s a distorted mess that nobody can decipher
Bro, this dude asked me my fav flower and I said "cherry blossom" 😭 AND HE SAID, "cherries aren't blossoms dummy" BEACH DO YOU THINk CHERRIES JUST APPEAR?!? THeY HAVE A TREE WHICH HAS FLOWERS
Me: *wears black clothing cus I’m in mourning*
Mom: are you goth?
Me: MOM STOP
Non weeb: how can you simp for so many people? Doesn’t it get confusing? Me: it’s called multitasking noob, get used to it
⚠️⚠️TW⚠️⚠️
Brain: I’m working but I’m stupid, depressed, and su!c!dal.
Heart: I’m beating but I don’t feel alive. I’m in so much pain and I’m so broken.
Lungs: I’m working but I feel heavy and it’s hard to breathe.
Eyes: I’m holding too many tears, I can’t handle it any longer.
Hands: I’m useless, all I’m good at is hurting.
Arms and Legs: I’m always hurting, make it stop.
You keep hurting your loved ones by hurting yourself, I got the help I needed, somone can help you too, until that somone comes along, keep fighting. I love you❤️
Characters I simp for:
Killua (kinda young but who cares)
Kurapika (I though he was a girl for so freaking long)
Issac Foster (haven’t even watched the show he’s in lol)
Ban (we’d get drunk together)
Kusuo Saiki (Hed get so annoyed with me it would be hilarious)
Doma
Mitsuri
Inoske
NEZUKO CHAAAAN
ALL-TIME fav quote:
"If you can change something, change it. If you can't, dont waste time thinking about it."-Beido
ALL-TIME fav anime:
Blue Period
ALL-TIME fav book:
The Naturals
ALL-TIME fav tv show:
Teen wolf
(I would ask Derek to turn if I was dating him so I could boop the floof 🥰)
I have SEVER Ophidiophobia…
Ik it's irrational but I can’t help it, I will literally scream if I see a snake irl
NOTICE: I am making pfps! If you can dream it I can make it! I can do fav characters from shows with or without pride flags, and I can just draw something like a turtle or something seasonal
Me when somone asks if I’m okay:
Yea I’m ok! I’m totally ok, lemme just *takes a deep breath* *starts screaming*
I have a Spotify, here’s a link…
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1gbxHcVc6c0ggfbefFQMrA?si=DHpo6HW4T_2DbaryG54KnA
I can make playlists if u want
Mental health status:
75%
I take back every bad I’ve said about One Piece, I really like it now, it was kinda slow at the beginning, boy I wish I as good at making friends as Luffy
Ok so i was at a party on Thursday and a girl asked me to sit with her, my gay butt started panicking cus she was really pretty, I went to sit with her, we talked a lil, and we slow danced a lil while later, she ASKED ME TO SLOw DANCE WITH HER!! Instead of putting our hands on each other’s shoulder she led my hand to her waist, HER WAIST! And she smiled so cutely when she did 😍 But she was texting and Snapchating these boys during the occasional silence between us, did she like me or was she just being nice? IM SO CONFUSED!!
ello! The names Firekeeper been bored the game
@SusuKnots killed meh, so I guess ima ghost now 😂
I play genshin impact(my sis does too), im f2p though so I dont have very good characters(dm me for my UID, or hers witch ever you want)
Nobody invites me to go out
Nobody invites me to chill
Nobody asks how I’m doing
Nobody talks to me unless I talk to them first
But the second I say I have no friends
Everyone wants to pretend they give a crap about me
Life asked Death, "Death, why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded, "Because you are the beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
MY NICKNAMES:
(The newer ones)
#1; Poemkeeper
#2: PaTrIcIa
#3: Dat meme dude
#4: My Child 🤣
#5: Gem (somone misspelled my name and it stuck idk y)
(The old ones, 3-5 years)
#1: Chirp
#2: Sprinkles
#3: Zippy
#4: Yip
#5: Timmy (I have been questioning my gender since I was 6, I thought I was trans and later I figured out I just wanted to exist without a label and slowly came out as genderfluid more recently, non-binary)
I’m an evil EmOtIoNlEsS mAsK (my mask has a defect so stay awaaay)
🅗🅔🅡🅔 🅘🅢 🅐 🅕🅡🅞🅖🅖🅞 🅣🅞 🅜🅐🅚🅔 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅓🅐🅨 🅑🅔🅣🅣🅔🅡
𓆏
dis is random but...
I discovered id scream the same if a piece of seaweed touched my foot
as I would if I was being eaten by a shark 😂
I am HoMeScHoOlEd feel free to ask me about that...
NO, I AM NOT WIERD, we just act weird to make tradishies think we are 🤪
this is a safe space for people of all orientations, race, and religion
(I tend to throw sandals when aggravated, be aware)
Currently on the run from the law…
Aka @ZombieTown
@Maialynn is my bb big sis 🥺 she has a great shoulder to cry on
We are jobless twins 🥺🥺
FUN FACT: the term and meaning of 'beauty' was thought of by a man
don't doubt yourself based on a sexist man's standards 🙅♀️
Species: Raccoon
Just a confused and proud asexual
online:☀️
offline:☁️
offline for the rest of the day:🙈
Offline but may hop on: 🙉
Online, but in another tab:⛅️
waiting for patterns to be accepted: ☀️☀️☀️
gone for a while:👋👋
sleeping/napping:🌙
knotting: 🧶
school:🏫
watching tv:📺
Out on a ride(be back in 2-4 hours):🚲
feeling depressed:😭
Idek:🥴
At the lake/ beach:🏝
Aggravated: 😡
Off an on: 🌗
Dead account: 👻
Away for the holidays:🗺
Do not disturb: 🔫
Crying over anime ppl(will be snippy):✏️
Grounded: 🏠
status: 🌗
Feminist 😤
LGBTQ+ Rights
BLM✊🏾
Pro-Choice
Climate change is real
Covid is real
(Fully VACCINATED!!!)
PLUTO IS A PLANET! THE SCIENTISTS ARE UNDERMINING ITS CUS ITS SMOL
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Genderfluid ppl are not indecisive they just don’t have a fixed gender
Non binary ppl don’t have to have dyed hair, some do but a lot don’t
I take pattern requests 😉
(i specialize in large patterns, ima sucker for details 😂)
I ADORE anime ❤️ especially... Jujutsu Kaisen🥰, 7DS, Haikuy! Black Butler, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Blue Exorcist, Akame Ga Kill, Demon Slayer, Sword Art Online, Attack On Titan, Durarara, Bungo Stray Dogs, Toradora, Kakegururi, Ouran Host Club, Soul Eater, A Loll In The Sea, Is It Wrong To Pick Girls Up In A Dungeon, Tokyo Ghoul, Magi, Saiki K, High-rise Invasion, Braves Of The Six Flowers (AKA among us but anyone can and will kill u) Promised Neverland 🥺 (so sad) Angel Beats (Made me cry) Fruits Basket (never laughed harder) Dr. Stone (starting to grow on me) To Your Infinity (kinda iffy in the beginning) and MHA
(does Voltron count????????)
✨Feel free to ask me for anime recommendations!✨
⚠️ I tend to start projects after I've already started one, so if I say im gonna make a pattern for anyone and I make another before the one u asked for, DM me and I’ll hop on it!⚠️
my fav candies: tootsie rolls and skittles 🤪
CHB cabin: Hades☠️
Camp Jupiter cabin: Pluto ☠️💎
divergent sector: Dauntless👩🦽
Nichirin Sword Colors: Pink💖(not cus I like pink) and green💚…
yes, I’m a double wielder both of swords and breathing styles, got a problem with it?😤
sign: Virgo♍️
House: GRIFFINDORE😇
Patroness: lion🦁 (my friend is a Hufflepuff and he has a Lil owl, such a side character 🤣)
fav color(s):❤️🖤
fav food: Fried Rice 😊
fav dessert: my sis's red velvet butter cake(my mouth is watering rn) pure heaven 😂
fav flower: sakura blossoms 🌸
fav books: PJO, HOO, Firekeepers Daughter(duh), the Alex Rider series, Fable, Pet Cemetery, A Cuban Girl's Guide To Tea And Tomorrow, Beats of Prey(such a cliff hanger at the end, but highly recommend!🤌)Sky In The Deep(VERY strong heroine in this one), and How To Disappear 📔
Fav manga: MHA, Demon Slayer, Bungo Stray Dogs
fav movie(s): Venom, and CODA🎞
fav anime characters: Satoru Gojo 😘 , Yuji Itadori 😘 , Sukuna 😍 😍
Mei(is that how u spell it??) Dabi, Hawks, Shoto Todoroki, Shigaraki, Twice, Bakugo, Zero, Kaname, #2(the puppy) Rin, Meliodus, Ban, Harlaquin, Kageyama, Hinata, Lev, Kenma, Erin, Levi, Mitsuri, Doma, Akaza, Inosuke, Haganezuka, Mary, Vice-Principal(icr her name) KANEKI is so fine omg! Fushi (idk if I spelled that right lol) Gloxinia(ty @emilyinnit for helping me figure that out 😂), Sniper Mask 😍 😍 😍 and Cath(he's soooooo cute!! especially when he was stuck on Arthur's head LMAO)
😂
here's somthin to help ur boredom:
https://youtu.be/ynjeKE44-CY
https://youtu.be/cWsrKPVOzPE
https://youtu.be/3Opnt9UQ_Yg
https://youtu.be/PDj8LIAqi9E
https://youtu.be/mmx8uTCT_hc skip to 7:03 on this one)
Family members: “when are you getting your learners permit?” Me: *looks at mom grudgingly* mom: “we have to get the family room in order” me: “I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE MOM! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A ROOM!”
Here’s a lil story…
⚠️May be triggering⚠️
One night about 3 years ago (2019) my mom and I got into a huge fight. I packed my bag and ran away. I walked a few blocks and a girl I knew from school (also my neighbor) stopped and said “Where are you going?” I shrugged and walked to a park bench. I sat there for a while pondering whether to go back or not. The girl came back with my mom, I went home… the next day a woman was reported missing from a gas station I was heading to… her remains were found a few days later…I coulda died that night. But my neighbor saved me, and for that I am grateful
awesome ppl you should friend:
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@DreamCloud
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Maialynn
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@IguanaGreg
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@GenMalucci
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Daisy_Brac
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Firekeeper
@Kiwi_art
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
@Susuknots
⚠️Reader discretion advised⚠️
Your neck is not a shirt, so DONT hang it👕
Your wrist is not paper, so DONT cut it⚔️
Your heart is not a lock, so DONT lock it🔒
Your life is not a film, so DONT end it🎬
Your body isn't a punching bag, so DONT hit it🥊
Because in my eyes, you are NOT worthless
If anything you are the most priceless person in the world
You're a great person that does amazing things in life, and for that…
You have my respect 🤜🤛
(It’s okay not to be okay)
someone asked me y I used pins rather than keychains, it's cus I put them on a jacket and I use them to express myself 😊
pattern goals for 2022: 10
patterns completed:0
my ships: pop rocks, Deto, Yumi and, Zuki
I HATE intros on shows, I will move heaven and earth to skip them🤣
I accept all friend requests
pro since: 4/28/21
Bracelet Queen Since: 5/29/21
fav songs: Bang! by AJR, Finish Line by Skillet, Strangers by Mallory Merk, Alone Together by Fall Out Boy, Blood/// Water by grandson(and yes I did spell that right 😤) Titans by Major Lazer, Im A Mess by Fly By Nightcore, and At My Worst by Pink Sweat$ Stereo Hearts by GymClassHeroes
fave anime quotes: "oh! I couldn't live in a world without Light!' 'Yes, that would be dark.'"-L "For I am simply one h*ll of a deer."-Sebastian Michaelis "Sometimes forgetting is a type of happiness."-Kaname Kuran "No matter how far you fly, you'll forever remain the most treasured person in the world to me."-Kaname Kuran "Don't you think that true memories are a combination of fun ones painful ones?"-Rin Okumura "Your past shouldn't stop you from achieving your goals and dreams"-Rin Okumura "You can bad mouth me as much as you want, but don't make fun of my brother!"-Rin Okumura “what’s that face?!?! I’ll teach you respect!!”- Tanjiro's Crow "'Calm down Bokuto.' 'I AM CALM!!"-Bokuto "Settel down kids"- Tendou? "Why do you act like such a damsel? YOU'RE A WERE-TIGER!! GROW SOME WERE-BALLS!"-(the idealist from Bungo Stray Dogs)
(a guide to my way of talkin: DM= Direct Message, Deto= Deku+Shoto, Pop Rocks= Kiri+Bakugo, Yumi= Yuji+Magami, Zuki= Zero+Yuki, Tradishies= Traditional Schooling)
random fact about me: I hate water, but love the beach and rivers…. Also, I am told I sound like R2D2 being attacked when I’m poked😂 I’m kinda obsessed with Mitsuri, I lOvE her, she’s so sweet and pretty ☺️…. I’m terrified of crabs 😰😰 pls don’t ask, and I’m working on writing a book, it sucks so bad I don’t think I’ll get it published
"You are wanted and you are loved. Don’t let stupidly blind people tell you otherwise"-@lucass_ bio, ill miss u my friend 😢 ill keep fighting, I promise
“🌟Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful of your life🌟”-@aries_girl’s bio
“We know little about love.
With love, it is like with a pear.
The pear is sweet and has a shape.
Try to define the shape of the pear.“- @The_Zuz’s bio
"if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bull crap"-@jaygonauk7
⚠️This part may get personal, reader discretion is advised⚠️
Psychological facts: The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest. All because…. They don’t wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do
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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him everywhere you can
⚠️This may be triggering⚠️
(Skip to line)
You know
I am alive
Alive
What a word
How can I be “Alive”
When I’m not?
I love
Hurt
Cut
Cry
I would love to die
But, the thing is
I’m alive
And that’s something
So I’ll stay
I’ll stand
I’ll be a shield
I will love
Those who have
Never been loved
I will fight
Battles that aren’t mine
Because I’m
ALIVE
and
Some people aren’t
Anymore
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Poem of the month:
Hold fast to dreams
for if dreams die
life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly
Hold fast to dreams
for if dreams go
Life is a bracken field
Frozen with snow
Dad joke of the month:
My boss calls me “The Computer”
Nothing to do with intelligence, I just go to sleep if left unattended for 15min
Normal meme of the month:
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone
And smile. Then you walk into a pole
⚠️⚠️For depressed ppl⚠️⚠️
You are just sad, all the time, your friends don’t understand, your family doesn’t understand. They’ll never understand. I feel for you because I’m there! The only time the pain is gone is when you are asleep, keep fighting, if you ever need to talk to someone, my DMs are always open
If I was in the place of….
Yuki from Vampire Knight:
If I was in her shoes when I was seein visions I would collapse on the floor and scream when Kaname came into the room just to make them stressed 🤣(ik I’m a terrible person)
I guess when I hit 300 friends I’ll do a face reveal O.o we shall see
when my friends heard id never watched (or read) LOTR:
Ding dong!
(if u get this I will give you a shoutout in my bio forever and make a patter of you're UN)
Congrats @amayab !🥳🥳🥳
⚠️Mature content, skip to the line⚠️
Pain if your friend, pain is your ally
Pain tells you when you are badly wounded
But you know what the best thing about pain is?
It tells you you are not dead yet
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Welcome to my ✨ Fandom Zone ✨
I SHIP WESPER, AND KANEJ IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT EAT MY BOOT
MAGNUS MOST DEFINITELY RHYMES WITH SWAGNESS
I SHIP SOLANGELO, FIERROCHASE, SALTUBIS, AND PERCABETH WITH ALL OF MY HEART THEY ARE SO DAM CUTE
UNCLE RICK IS A TROLL. NOBODY CAN ARGUE WITH THAT.
I LOVE THE RIORDANVERSE
THINGS THE WHOLE PJO / HOO FANDOM CAN AGREE ON:
1) The movies suck
2) We ship Jason with a brick
Riordanverse quotes:
"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
Marvel meme of the week:
Peter: tales as old as time
Shuri: memes as old as vine
Peter and Shuri (singing together):
Beauty and the yeet
Tony: wh-
T'challs: Don't question it. It only encourages them.
Riordanverse meme:
Leo: English is a difficult language
Leo: It can be understood through thorough thought though
Jason: I'm begging you to stop
(I love to read if you can't tell yet)
you have now left my ✨ Fandom Zone ✨
you have entered ✨Tribute Zone ✨
(basically, where I pay tribute to someone I've lost)
Wynona:
🎵I miss you already, and your barely gone
I wanna hold you, but I just put you down
I made you a bandana, but you chewed it up
No matter how plain the fabric, you have so much to say
I’m not sayin’ it’s a competition all I’m sayin’ is...
I love you more than the bad days ahead
I love you more than the nights that we ended with stratches
Oh, I love you more
There will be a time when you will forget me
So I’ll say it over and over again
So you know for sure
Darlin’ I love you
I’ll love you more as the years pass me by
even though ill never see you again
And I'll know for sure
Wynona I love you so much more than you could understand 😢
Ro:
I still wear your ashes around my neck…
I won a medal as I promised you…
I’ve fought for years, just so I could live up to that promise
I’ll be with you soon, but not too soon, I’ll try a few more years 🥺 you were like a brother to me Ro, my little hero
you have left my ✨Tribute Zone✨
you have entered my ✨Joke Zone✨ (some r rlly corny im sorry)
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American
Why was the easter bunny upset?
cus he was having a bad hair day
Why can't you make an egg joke?
cus it'll crack up
Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?
he's all right
Knock Knock
who's there?
i. o
I. O. who?
me, when you paying me back?
Why did the bike collapse?
Cus it was too tired
The past, presence, and future walked into a bar...
it was very tense
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
cus he was outstanding in his field
you have left my ✨Joke Zone✨
Last thing, qn eldr… if anyone knows what this means, you deserve two medals 🏅🏅 😂
No cheating!
Congrats @DreamCloud for getting it right! And for being able to tell me what religion it’s from as well, you get 4 medals!!🏅🏅🏅🏅
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
MY BIO IS LONGEST DONT LISTEN TO @doogielove THEY SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
⚠️Triggering⚠️
Another 100 reasons to stay alive ♥️
1. The salty smell and calming sound of the beach
2. You would hurt a lot more people that love you more than life itself
3. Hot chocolate on cold winter days
4. Your mom's smile
5. Your best friend's laugh/ soon best friend
6. Seeing little kids you know grow
7. The feeling of the sun against your face
8. Hearing the words “I love you”
9. Not being able to sleep/the feeling you get the night before a holiday
10. Birthdays
11. Quiet late night drives
12. Missed opportunities and adventures
13. The feeling of lying in bed after a long day
14. Long hot showers
15. Music that you connect with/favorite artists
16. You have a purpose
17. You can change somebody’s life
18. Snowball fights
19. Concerts
20. Watching people fall
21. As long as you heart is beating, there is hope
22. You will regret dying
23. Falling in love
24. Marriage
25. You are enough
26. Pain is only temporary
27. Late night food runs with your friends
28. The sound of rain
29. Reading powerful quotes
30. Eating your favorite foods
31. Stars
32. Good movies
33. Having children
34. Staring at clouds and finding pictures within them
35. Meeting new people
36. Your struggle will make you stronger
37. You have a lot of people that love and support you
38. Being able to say, “I made it”
39. Genuine smiles
40. Bonfires
41. You matter
42. Time heals most wounds
43. Your first apartment/house
44. The crunch of leaves in the fall
45. Finding your soul mate
46. Meaningful hugs
47. Being in/attending someone’s wedding
48. You are worth it
49. Sunday night football
50. The smell of Christmas trees
51. People care about you; lots of them in fact
52. Sunsets
53. Ice cream
54. You are brave
55. Things really do get better
56. Dogs
57. Cats
58. Pets in general
59. Rainbows
60. You are amazing
61. The city
62. Traveling
63. Vacations
64. Road trips
65. Hearing awesome stories
66. Inside jokes
67. Coffee
68. Snowmen
69. Your talents
70. You’ll disappoint the people that love you by letting your illness win
71. The feeling of pure joy/happiness
72. You will be happy one day
73. All-nighters with your friends
74. Cuddling
75. Reunions with your friends/high school/college
76. Re-connecting with someone you haven’t talked to in years
77. Smiling
78. Seeing someone else smile
79. You are beautiful
80. Decorating you house/apartment
81. Capturing perfect moments on camera
82. You would be missed
83. Quiet bookstores/small restaurants
84. Your favorite hobby
85. Swimming on a hot day
86. Being cozied up with blankets
87. Feeling refreshed after a nice nap
88. Helping other people
89. Watching the people you love become successful
90. Becoming successful yourself
91. Babies/little kids
92. Cute old people
93. Love stories
94. You are strong
95. You will be proud that you continued to live
96. The feeling of grass under your feet
97. Telling crazy stories
98. The smell of rain
99. Watching lightning
100. YOU ARE LOVED. (You might not know it sometimes)
And a million more reasons 🥰
Grammarly says my bio sounds like im nervous AND confident and kinda rambly so yea...
I got major trust issues, so yea…..
I got my heart broke recently so if ur happy…
GOOD FOR YOU MATE 😭