Maialynn

hi, I’m Steve.
I drive a car, it’s in a tree.
Just kidding, my name’s not Steve

⚠️WARNING: MY BIO IS AN UNORGANIZED MESS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. READ ON…⚠️

I go by many names but my most common is Steve. (And Maia ig but that one ain’t as common)

roa chorble

I don’t accept friend requests unless we’ve chatted for awhile or smth. So don’t be offended if I decline, I usually accept like 1 out of 30 so pls don’t be offended if I decline yours

Feel free to summon me in the chat whenever I’m seriously never busy and I’ll probably reply within the minute

Dear the people that say no pun intended:
YOU COWARDS ALWAYS INTEND YOUR PUNS


Dear @lucass_/@chkienugie
HEY THERE DELILAH WHATS IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY BUT GORL TONIGHT U LOOK SO PRETTY YES U DO TIMES SQUARE CANT SHINE AS BRIGHT AS U I SWEAR ITS TROO.
HaPpY nOw?


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Bob says hello










“What the heck is hummus? Is it a smoothie? Or is it bean paste wiTH A DREAM-“

“Don’t ever tell me a door is ajar…
It’s a door, not a jar.
DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU?!”

…


If yk where those r from then bruh ur awesome




Likes:
Fashion
PIZZA
Beanies
Empty rooms
Shopping
Flannel shirts

Dislikes:
The colour purple
Cold weather
When The Sheet Music Is Too Hard (TM)
Wearing shorts, skirts, or tights







If there’s a limit to how long my bio can be then ohhh man I’m in trouble-


Dear @GenMalucci:
TAKOOOOOO BORB


I play the piano I’m only like level 2 of RCM tho aHa but I’m a lot better at chords those are fun


Roses are red,
Magnus hates blue,
My sword has a better social life than I do.

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Nico buys happy meals for the dead.

Roses are blue,
Violets are blue,
Pancakes are blue,
Everything is blue when you’re Percy Jackson!



I’ll stop now


I am homeschooled so that’s fun


MY LIFE MOTTO:
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
- @-Nobody-‘s bio

My aesthetic: YALL I ACTUALLY HAVE AN AESTHETIC NOW: CHAOS NERD (or so I’m told) ( I am very ✨chaotic✨... don’t believe me? Well ur in my bio rn u look me in the eyes n tell me that it’s not chaotic.... hM... uR a BaD LiAr DaVe-)

Go read my bio aloud to ur friends and family bc everyone deserves to hear it

I always answer the question: “yO mAiA hOw YoU dOiN” the same way. If you know me then you know what it is

The winner of the second round of my challenge:
@gingerale ✨🏆

According to @Puppy12345 all the cool ppl put a dOg in their bio and I am a very cool porson so here we go:

()•+•() dOg

In fact, here is a list of cool ppl:
@Maialynn @-Nobody-
@Maialynn
@TheRealOG
@Maialynn
@lucass_
@Maialynn
@Someony
@Maialynn
@Kyle_01
@Maialynn
@GenMalucci
@Maialynn
@josh_
@Maialynn
@drarryfan2
@Lavender7
@Maialynn
@IguanaGreg
@Maialynn
@chkienugie
@Maialynn
@SusuKnots



I’m learning sign language bc... well bc.... I dunno I just want to lol Hearthstone Alderman inspired me

“Guidelines ew”
-@lucass_

“English is rly just one big typo”
-@lucass_

Singer/songwriter (well I’m trying on the songwriter part-)

Faction: Amity

I have finally decided on my favourite colour and that is sage green congratulations to me for being somewhat decisive ✌️😌✌️

APPARENTLY it’s an honour to be mentioned in my bio for reasons beyond my understanding...

Everyone has like 800 to do’s and I have like 30-

YALL IM NOT FAMOUS I JUST HAVE A LONG BIO BC MY BRAIN IS TOO FULL

Oh and I’m kinda sorta rllky annoying so-


Peanut m&ms are 💯% better than regular ones change my mind


“PLEASE FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND A BOX OF MY FRANDS TO ME HOUSE.”
-GenMalucci

“Warm ice cream and cold pizza”
-@GenMalucci

Hi my name is Steve! Im not sure how old I am bc I stopped counting after the first few centuries and I live in my imagination!

# THIS IS A SHARP NOT A HASHTAG #


@lucass_ is✨famous✨
very very ✨famous✨
ze most ✨famousest✨
More ✨famous✨ then the ✨famousest✨ porson in all of the ✨famous✨ land of ✨fame✨

@-Nobody- is also ✨famous✨ now haven’t u heard?

So is @GenMalucci she’s ✨famous✨

And @IguanaGreg is ✨famous✨ too duh

@SusuKnots is much ✨fame✨ also



DEAR WHOEVER IS READING THIS:
Hello, I see ur in my bio. That’s cool, I’m glad that you find me interesting enough to actually read any of this. Oh and by the way, you are awesome and an amazing person Have. A. Nice. Day. (That’s an order)


you may now continue reading my bio...


“incurable boredom is what my life has come to”

I have too many songs stuck in my head and now they’re all getting mixed together and I have no clue what’s happening anymore

Pffffffffffft! Me? Average? Yeah right... I’m the peak of weirdness-









iM a PrOfEsSiOnAL SiNgEr....... I mean I have been payed to sing at places so mAyBe I aM


not me flexing



I’m 3 kinds of nerds:
Book nerd,
Music nerd,
Theatre nerd.
I’m JuSt A nErD oKaY??

Apparently I don’t “qualify” as a theatre nerd just bc I’ve never seen Hamilton- :/




You bored yet?





I pretty much memorized the entire Shrek the Musical word for word





2 cool 4 school 😎✌️

2 small 4 da mall ✌️😎




I’ve been told I’m funny... here’s a secret: *whispers* I’m really not-


I’ve never read Harry Potter and I feel like I maybe should, but I already spend too much money on books-

YALL IM GONNA READ HARRY POTTER NOW

Favourite yt channels:
Daniel Thrasher
Kallmekris
DrawingWiffWaffles


My favourite book series is Percy Jackson. (And the Heroes Olympus, and the Trials of Apollo, and the Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase, so yea just pretty much whatever Rick Riordan writes...)

And my favourite book on its own is The Fault In Our Stars


MaGnUs RhYmEs WiTh SwAgNeSs

I like to sing songs that are literally impossible to belt... BuT I tRy AnYwAyS bEcAuSe ThAtS wHo I aM ✌️

So yk the song that is literally impossible to belt? Well I just belted it after a month of practice-

Well it’s like 6 months later now and I can’t sing it anymore ha ha h🥲


I sang a C6 the other day and I’m so proud of myself 🥲🥲🥲

I’m always hungry... aLwAyS

GuEsS wHaT... I gOt To ThReE sUbS oN mY yOuTuBe ChAnNeL!


Nvm one unsubscribed so now I have two one is my sister and one is my best friend-

Apparently I’m famous-

I’m an actress... I can even cry on cue an everything (if you’re an actor you will understand how hard that is, it literally took me months of practice)

Favourite songs:
Sweater Weather
Enough For You
Valerie
Hope Ur Ok


Cabin 7 yEyE ☀️



“With great power comes great need to take a nap, wake me up later.” -Nico Di Angelo

FIGHT NOT THE KING, HEAREST THOU WHAT THOU NEEDEST, AND SKEDADDLETH. -Ye Olde Arrow of Dodona

“Keep climbing, he told himself.
CHEESEBURGERS, his stomach replied.
Shut up, he thought.
WITH FRIES, his stomach complained.” -Percy Jackson

If you can name what book each quote from above is from then you are a very fine person.


Wow @Wise_Girl actually named the books
that those quotes were from...




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*whispers* Im afraid of muppets...

like actually afraid...

like I’m seriously scared of muppets...

Don’t laugh at me...

HEY I SAID DONT LAUGH!!

Fine. Ha ha. Laugh away...














I’m also scared of butterflies
















































YALL IVE OFFICIALLY BEEN TO MCDONALDS NOW AND IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD










































































By now you’ve probably noticed that I’m rllky weird-











well if you’ve made it this far I applaud you considering you’ve just spent 20 minutes reading about a person that you don’t even know I hope you can find something better to do now like jeez man









anyways






























Thanks for stalking me it’s been fun.






































































*crickets*






















































Bye, I’m Steve.













@lucass_ you are awesome and we’re all rllky gonna miss you.
Seriously you are amazing and if u ever come back u better tell me immediately oKaY? ;-;
You will never stop being famous man.
I’ll never forget all the ridiculous convos we and and all the typos that we refused to forget. Thanks for always being there.
I miss you so dang much bro.