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She/They please
dont mind the errors in the art in my pfp
KiLlEr: come out here and face me like a man/women
pErSon: umm my pronouns are they/them
KiLlEr: oh sh1t my bad *clears throat* come out here and face me like a- um like a person
pErSon: thank you, i really appreciate that.... NOW PREPARE TO DIE👺👺
thank you from coming to my ted-talk
3rd wheeling checkkkk 😭
broski if we are having a full blown conversation (that isnt dying) and you respond with a single emoji and dont say anything else HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT?! SO DONT GET ALL MAD AT ME WHEN I DONT RESPOND BEUFCEMNCJDSDBS (you know who you are)
paris and sienna are my parents... fight me
@paris2 and @xxSiennaxx i'll edit you guys in the clouds dw
okay okay okay most of the dream smp members COULD RAIL ME TO F^CKING THE 1600s LIKE OMFG- (yes im gay and yes most of the dsmp members are men BUT OH WELL (im looking at you gnf) anyways...)
beware i might steal sum from your bio... *cough cough* sienna *cough cough*
TECHNO SUPPORT
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
when i say ":]" i dont mean 🙂 i mean george's smile in my pfp
🕺i tell gay jokes bc i am a gay joke 🕺
use this link for pick me up by @-Nobody-
https://www.braceletbook.com/forum/8_other/16791_read-this-when-updated/
im telling you rn no one can make worse patterns than me... and thats a fact
if you happen to see me without my rings.... no you didnt bc i always have them on ❤️ THEY'RE WHAT MAKE ME A LESBIAN ETHBWVOFJ
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
are you in favor keeping mrs stacy?? (anne with an e reference)
SwAgGy InTeRnEt PeRsOn NuMbEr 2
i believe in gender man supremacy
guess who still doesnt have motivation to do a scrapbook..... thats right.....its me........your not so friendly neighborhood gay
not me encouraging someone to shoot their shot with their hot e-girl crush but ive never actually been in a good relationship myself-
If you listen to arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, the 1975, cigarettes after sex, lana del rey, wallows, chase Atlantic, wilbur soot and lovejoy let’s get married asap 😌😫
4 FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS?!? THE FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER....ⁱᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈᵘˡᵗ ᵛⁱʳᵍⁱⁿ
if you make dsmp patterns hmu
snazzy peeps:
@xxSiennaxx (bestayy) (mOtHa 2)👺 😎 ✂️
@blahblah11 (sWaGaY mentally ill bestayy) ❤️ 🔥
@SusuKnots 😎
@paris2 (bestayy 🤪) (mOtHa 1)🔥 🔥"its not a furry its an emo dog"
@ariqueen 😜
@Kiwi_art 🥝🥝
@jaygonauk7 🔥
\🙂/
..|||..
../\.. geoffrey is my brother... i must protect him at all costs
if youre not on this list and you think your snazzy
no your not
i decide
HAVE A GAY DAY TODAY!!
COWARDS!!!!! WE FOUND DABABY (spoiler alert: it's @xxSiennaxx)
Living for Me 😍 🙈 ❤️
twinless twin
im gay but nick wilde from zootopia, rodrick from doawk, gill from finding nemo? RHGWOIEHR DAMNN
"For context, Tubbo's family was brutally murdered last night"
-Jschlatt
"Yeah, my family was also murderer two nights ago"
-Jschlatt
"I'm gonna kill this enderman"
-Tommy
In conclusion, Ranboo is the next one to lose his family
i just realized there is an alternate universe where shawty isn't like a melody 😭 😡 😤
ig all the cool people put ()·+·() dOg in their bio
“Connecting with my Español roots
hola mamakeyshas"
the fact that George bought an oversized dream smile hoodie, sprayed it with cologne (which he said later in the stream that he never wears cologne) and then pretended it was dreams hoodie, and then proceeded to blush and smile whenever chat called it dreams hoodie, kinda sus ;]
we: poppin off
boxed: like a fish
technoblade: never dies
just killed a woman: feeling good
literal: dog water
im gay: for the egg
operation fork: is a go
heat: waves
dream: not found
where: are the askers
This is your daily dose of dream smp member quotes (kinda sucks i cant put quotes with curse words bc a mod will yell at me):
“No matter what you do, there is a child that is doing better than you. But you’re older than that child, so you’re better than that child. But also that child is better than you, at a lot of things. So kick that child, unless that child is a fighter, then don’t kick the child, unless you want to, who am I to judge?” -Ranboo 2021
"DiD yOu gEt A wHoPpAH? I nEeD tO kNoW dId yOu gEt A wHoPpAH?!" Jack manifold
"I diDnT wAnT a NuTtY pIzZa ToDaY" Timmy ainit
"Officer i dropped kicked that child in SELF DEFENCE you gotta believe me" -Techno
"oh that looks like me trying to get into the mcc's" -Ranboo
"Egg. mouth. OWMM" -Tubbo stuffing a egg in his mouth
"YEAHH DADDY DREAM" -Wilby
"Bees OMG I love bees!" Tubbo
"Nihachu falling into the void what will she do" -George
"It's gender time" Karlos jacobs
"WHERE ARE THE ASKERSSSS" Alex is tall (quackity)
"KARLLL, KAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL" Quackity
"I punch da tree
I mine da ore
I build a home in da tree"- Tubbo my beloved
"theres nothing funny about alcoholism... say yes to the dress" -tubbox
"You know who else was hunted down by men? Jesus." -Jack manifold
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease" - Ranboo my beloved
"baby got bank oooooooo" -Tubboooooo
"lets say.... ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐʸ ˢᵘˢˢʸ ᵇᵃᵏᵃ" -Jack manifold
"somebody moved my m&ms and now im gonna start killing" -ranboob
"why are you british? die-" -tommay
"P A N" -Ranboo
"the house is on fire ... but i gotta do my l o r e s t r e am" - Furry
"jump in the cadillac? why dont you JUMP OFF A BRIDG-" Tommy
"eHahEha Eha EHa Eah Eha ha he eha ea eha" -Gogy
"*looks closer at cpt sparkles abs*" -niki
"this is the axolotl song, if you know it sing along, im spinning in a circle, and im green not purple" -blob
" do you know candice? yeah ik candice, i also know your mum....your mama, we're well acquainted" -mr bald man
"well my favorite thing is will 🥺🥺" -niki
"AGAIN not my friend Earl in a fursuit at a national park in the state of idaho" -runningAHHHHHHH
"Dream smp, you got ✨Sampam✨😍, you got ✨Timmy ain't it✨👺, uhh yanno, george, ✨Georgecamehome✨😉 - Danny Gonzalez not from dsmp sadly (stolen from @xxSiennaxx profile)
"YUHH dare i WHIP AND NAE NAE FOR A MOMENT" -The child
"RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN" -jack manifold
"why is he wearing a maid outfit.......... is he looking for someone to rail him? I volunteer as tribute" -glatt
Tommy my beloved
quackity my beloved
tubbo my beloved
ranboo my beloved
thank you for coming to my ted talk
i dont know how to smirk🧍🏻♀️
every second your not running, justin bieber is getting closer
tbh im scared of 2020 bc 2+0+2+0 is 4 which is the exact number of nipples hitler would have if he had 2 more nipples 😭
also, according😳 to youtube▶️ statistics📈, only a small🤏 percentage🔣 of people🙋♀️ who watch👀 my😀 videos📼 are actually🥺 subscribed😱. so if you🙋♀️ end up⬆️ liking👍this video📼, consider🤔 subscribing😍. it's free💸, and you😚 can😆 always🕑 unsubscribe😭 if you😀 change🔀 your mind🧠 later. enjoy the video📼 .
never fear ares, he once lost to a child who's afraid to say hi to a poodle
яєρσѕт ιf уσυя α¢¢συит ιѕ αи ℓgвтq+ ѕαfє zσиє 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him everywhere you can.
R.I.P
@lucass_
Born April 1st 2021
Deceased July 8th 2021
You
Will be remembered.
Take care ❤️
#backyardigansareswag
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 5 fingers,
The 3rd one's for you
the book ungifted
page 265
line 9
word 4
go to it and your life will be complete 😲
ok im telling you all pureblood family trees in hp are a circle like they all look the same, take molly and arthur for example, they're both ginger and pureblood?! seems fishy to me
ive never understood those people that are like "id never wish this on my worst enemy" like i would- their my worst enemy for reason
the tension between me and death is just-
BLOODY HELL
istg cat noir is gonna turn me into a bisexual
lmao every time i make a new friend i annoy them to death and they stop talking to me 🤠🤠
"ladies are gentlemen"
❌unnecessarily gendered
❌overly formal
❌lengthy
❌tbh i'm already dozing off
'cowards"
✔️inclusive to all genders
✔️casual and fun
✔️short and to the point
✔️exciting and dynamic
I'm a psychopath and so are @susuknots and @blahblah1
“I wake up in the morning, I’m disappointed!”
“I don’t choke on my food at lunch, I’m disappointed!”
“I make it to dinner, I’m disappointed!”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go play in traffic ✌🏽”
use this link for some crack i live off of:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6OGwWmnNpZdL
some things that happen in my life i thought i'd share:
i went to this store and they were selling a caillou CD and me being me i asked to get it but my mom said no so i started fake crying and she went "are you seriously crying over caillou?!' i started dying and my brother looked at me like i was crazy along with the ppl standing by... mind you i am a teenager
so me and my mom were coming back from dropping the cursed 9 yr old off and someone drove by with a trump flag on their truck (most of my family doesnt support that but if you support that good on u man) and my mom yelled "YEE YEE" and that right there kids is why i usually dont drive with my mother
me and my brother were talking abt how a human and a fish could not make a fox (*cough cough* fundy *cough cough*) anyway he said how a mouse's DNA is like 95 or sum % like human DNA and i said "yk someone's probably tried to conceive and child with a mouse..." and my brother goes "someone's probably tried with a bumblebee for all we know! people are sick man. no wonder bees are dying and an alarming rate" MBVFUHDCH THIS MF- ISTG-
lol bracelet king since 09/09/21
"Roses are red~
Violets are blue~
i love you potter~
but i dont know how to tell you~
` - draco "
"isn't it lovely? draco wrote it yesterday night in his journal"
---- Narcissa
Taunt: Knowing that there are red flags in the relationship
One Day: Hoping they still love you but you know the break up is soon
Sex Sells: After the break up you miss them
Cause for Concern: Trying to\ Starting to accept that it was never meant to be (pun intended for the dsmp watchers)
dont mind the errors in the art in my pfp
KiLlEr: come out here and face me like a man/women
pErSon: umm my pronouns are they/them
KiLlEr: oh sh1t my bad *clears throat* come out here and face me like a- um like a person
pErSon: thank you, i really appreciate that.... NOW PREPARE TO DIE👺👺
thank you from coming to my ted-talk
3rd wheeling checkkkk 😭
broski if we are having a full blown conversation (that isnt dying) and you respond with a single emoji and dont say anything else HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT?! SO DONT GET ALL MAD AT ME WHEN I DONT RESPOND BEUFCEMNCJDSDBS (you know who you are)
paris and sienna are my parents... fight me
@paris2 and @xxSiennaxx i'll edit you guys in the clouds dw
okay okay okay most of the dream smp members COULD RAIL ME TO F^CKING THE 1600s LIKE OMFG- (yes im gay and yes most of the dsmp members are men BUT OH WELL (im looking at you gnf) anyways...)
beware i might steal sum from your bio... *cough cough* sienna *cough cough*
TECHNO SUPPORT
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
when i say ":]" i dont mean 🙂 i mean george's smile in my pfp
🕺i tell gay jokes bc i am a gay joke 🕺
use this link for pick me up by @-Nobody-
https://www.braceletbook.com/forum/8_other/16791_read-this-when-updated/
im telling you rn no one can make worse patterns than me... and thats a fact
if you happen to see me without my rings.... no you didnt bc i always have them on ❤️ THEY'RE WHAT MAKE ME A LESBIAN ETHBWVOFJ
i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
are you in favor keeping mrs stacy?? (anne with an e reference)
SwAgGy InTeRnEt PeRsOn NuMbEr 2
i believe in gender man supremacy
guess who still doesnt have motivation to do a scrapbook..... thats right.....its me........your not so friendly neighborhood gay
not me encouraging someone to shoot their shot with their hot e-girl crush but ive never actually been in a good relationship myself-
If you listen to arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, the 1975, cigarettes after sex, lana del rey, wallows, chase Atlantic, wilbur soot and lovejoy let’s get married asap 😌😫
4 FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS?!? THE FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER....ⁱᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈᵘˡᵗ ᵛⁱʳᵍⁱⁿ
if you make dsmp patterns hmu
snazzy peeps:
@xxSiennaxx (bestayy) (mOtHa 2)👺 😎 ✂️
@blahblah11 (sWaGaY mentally ill bestayy) ❤️ 🔥
@SusuKnots 😎
@paris2 (bestayy 🤪) (mOtHa 1)🔥 🔥"its not a furry its an emo dog"
@ariqueen 😜
@Kiwi_art 🥝🥝
@jaygonauk7 🔥
\🙂/
..|||..
../\.. geoffrey is my brother... i must protect him at all costs
if youre not on this list and you think your snazzy
no your not
i decide
HAVE A GAY DAY TODAY!!
COWARDS!!!!! WE FOUND DABABY (spoiler alert: it's @xxSiennaxx)
Living for Me 😍 🙈 ❤️
twinless twin
im gay but nick wilde from zootopia, rodrick from doawk, gill from finding nemo? RHGWOIEHR DAMNN
"For context, Tubbo's family was brutally murdered last night"
-Jschlatt
"Yeah, my family was also murderer two nights ago"
-Jschlatt
"I'm gonna kill this enderman"
-Tommy
In conclusion, Ranboo is the next one to lose his family
i just realized there is an alternate universe where shawty isn't like a melody 😭 😡 😤
ig all the cool people put ()·+·() dOg in their bio
“Connecting with my Español roots
hola mamakeyshas"
the fact that George bought an oversized dream smile hoodie, sprayed it with cologne (which he said later in the stream that he never wears cologne) and then pretended it was dreams hoodie, and then proceeded to blush and smile whenever chat called it dreams hoodie, kinda sus ;]
we: poppin off
boxed: like a fish
technoblade: never dies
just killed a woman: feeling good
literal: dog water
im gay: for the egg
operation fork: is a go
heat: waves
dream: not found
where: are the askers
This is your daily dose of dream smp member quotes (kinda sucks i cant put quotes with curse words bc a mod will yell at me):
“No matter what you do, there is a child that is doing better than you. But you’re older than that child, so you’re better than that child. But also that child is better than you, at a lot of things. So kick that child, unless that child is a fighter, then don’t kick the child, unless you want to, who am I to judge?” -Ranboo 2021
"DiD yOu gEt A wHoPpAH? I nEeD tO kNoW dId yOu gEt A wHoPpAH?!" Jack manifold
"I diDnT wAnT a NuTtY pIzZa ToDaY" Timmy ainit
"Officer i dropped kicked that child in SELF DEFENCE you gotta believe me" -Techno
"oh that looks like me trying to get into the mcc's" -Ranboo
"Egg. mouth. OWMM" -Tubbo stuffing a egg in his mouth
"YEAHH DADDY DREAM" -Wilby
"Bees OMG I love bees!" Tubbo
"Nihachu falling into the void what will she do" -George
"It's gender time" Karlos jacobs
"WHERE ARE THE ASKERSSSS" Alex is tall (quackity)
"KARLLL, KAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL" Quackity
"I punch da tree
I mine da ore
I build a home in da tree"- Tubbo my beloved
"theres nothing funny about alcoholism... say yes to the dress" -tubbox
"You know who else was hunted down by men? Jesus." -Jack manifold
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease" - Ranboo my beloved
"baby got bank oooooooo" -Tubboooooo
"lets say.... ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐʸ ˢᵘˢˢʸ ᵇᵃᵏᵃ" -Jack manifold
"somebody moved my m&ms and now im gonna start killing" -ranboob
"why are you british? die-" -tommay
"P A N" -Ranboo
"the house is on fire ... but i gotta do my l o r e s t r e am" - Furry
"jump in the cadillac? why dont you JUMP OFF A BRIDG-" Tommy
"eHahEha Eha EHa Eah Eha ha he eha ea eha" -Gogy
"*looks closer at cpt sparkles abs*" -niki
"this is the axolotl song, if you know it sing along, im spinning in a circle, and im green not purple" -blob
" do you know candice? yeah ik candice, i also know your mum....your mama, we're well acquainted" -mr bald man
"well my favorite thing is will 🥺🥺" -niki
"AGAIN not my friend Earl in a fursuit at a national park in the state of idaho" -runningAHHHHHHH
"Dream smp, you got ✨Sampam✨😍, you got ✨Timmy ain't it✨👺, uhh yanno, george, ✨Georgecamehome✨😉 - Danny Gonzalez not from dsmp sadly (stolen from @xxSiennaxx profile)
"YUHH dare i WHIP AND NAE NAE FOR A MOMENT" -The child
"RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN" -jack manifold
"why is he wearing a maid outfit.......... is he looking for someone to rail him? I volunteer as tribute" -glatt
Tommy my beloved
quackity my beloved
tubbo my beloved
ranboo my beloved
thank you for coming to my ted talk
i dont know how to smirk🧍🏻♀️
every second your not running, justin bieber is getting closer
tbh im scared of 2020 bc 2+0+2+0 is 4 which is the exact number of nipples hitler would have if he had 2 more nipples 😭
also, according😳 to youtube▶️ statistics📈, only a small🤏 percentage🔣 of people🙋♀️ who watch👀 my😀 videos📼 are actually🥺 subscribed😱. so if you🙋♀️ end up⬆️ liking👍this video📼, consider🤔 subscribing😍. it's free💸, and you😚 can😆 always🕑 unsubscribe😭 if you😀 change🔀 your mind🧠 later. enjoy the video📼 .
never fear ares, he once lost to a child who's afraid to say hi to a poodle
яєρσѕт ιf уσυя α¢¢συит ιѕ αи ℓgвтq+ ѕαfє zσиє 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
☻/
/▌
/ \
This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him everywhere you can.
R.I.P
@lucass_
Born April 1st 2021
Deceased July 8th 2021
You
Will be remembered.
Take care ❤️
#backyardigansareswag
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 5 fingers,
The 3rd one's for you
the book ungifted
page 265
line 9
word 4
go to it and your life will be complete 😲
ok im telling you all pureblood family trees in hp are a circle like they all look the same, take molly and arthur for example, they're both ginger and pureblood?! seems fishy to me
ive never understood those people that are like "id never wish this on my worst enemy" like i would- their my worst enemy for reason
the tension between me and death is just-
BLOODY HELL
istg cat noir is gonna turn me into a bisexual
lmao every time i make a new friend i annoy them to death and they stop talking to me 🤠🤠
"ladies are gentlemen"
❌unnecessarily gendered
❌overly formal
❌lengthy
❌tbh i'm already dozing off
'cowards"
✔️inclusive to all genders
✔️casual and fun
✔️short and to the point
✔️exciting and dynamic
I'm a psychopath and so are @susuknots and @blahblah1
“I wake up in the morning, I’m disappointed!”
“I don’t choke on my food at lunch, I’m disappointed!”
“I make it to dinner, I’m disappointed!”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go play in traffic ✌🏽”
use this link for some crack i live off of:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6OGwWmnNpZdL
some things that happen in my life i thought i'd share:
i went to this store and they were selling a caillou CD and me being me i asked to get it but my mom said no so i started fake crying and she went "are you seriously crying over caillou?!' i started dying and my brother looked at me like i was crazy along with the ppl standing by... mind you i am a teenager
so me and my mom were coming back from dropping the cursed 9 yr old off and someone drove by with a trump flag on their truck (most of my family doesnt support that but if you support that good on u man) and my mom yelled "YEE YEE" and that right there kids is why i usually dont drive with my mother
me and my brother were talking abt how a human and a fish could not make a fox (*cough cough* fundy *cough cough*) anyway he said how a mouse's DNA is like 95 or sum % like human DNA and i said "yk someone's probably tried to conceive and child with a mouse..." and my brother goes "someone's probably tried with a bumblebee for all we know! people are sick man. no wonder bees are dying and an alarming rate" MBVFUHDCH THIS MF- ISTG-
lol bracelet king since 09/09/21
"Roses are red~
Violets are blue~
i love you potter~
but i dont know how to tell you~
` - draco "
"isn't it lovely? draco wrote it yesterday night in his journal"
---- Narcissa
Taunt: Knowing that there are red flags in the relationship
One Day: Hoping they still love you but you know the break up is soon
Sex Sells: After the break up you miss them
Cause for Concern: Trying to\ Starting to accept that it was never meant to be (pun intended for the dsmp watchers)
