I'm a flat earther! Ask me anything. page 2
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BobTheCat_
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1 month, 1 week ago by BobTheCat_
Do you like the movie/musical Wicked? Because if the earth was flat you couldn't "Tryyyy deFying GravityyyYYYY!!!!"
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martha9999
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1 month, 1 week ago by martha9999
U know that the people that r like " oh yeah the earth is flat" are joking, right? Bc they don't believe you they know it's a joke and also this is pretty funny!! People actually thought this for a WHILE. Kinda funny now tho!!
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smirk
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1 month, 1 week ago by smirk
Yo I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke......
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smirk
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1 month, 1 week ago by smirk
@BobTheCat_ lol good one
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LoserRose
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1 month, 1 week ago by LoserRose
Hahahaha this is so funny… I think?
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CatsRule01
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1 month ago by CatsRule01
So like is this real or not 😭
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Momotaro
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1 month ago by Momotaro
It's very much so real.
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rubie_irl
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1 month ago by rubie_irl
Yes because what is this "gravity" I am being taught in my physics class? And obviously if the earth rotated we would fall off.
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rubie_irl
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1 month ago by rubie_irl
(that was satire lmfao)
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catpotato
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1 month ago by catpotato
😶 I am genuinely concerned for all of you. Bc I’m like 1’000 out of 100% sure the Earth is round. This has to be a joke.
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skoko
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1 month ago by skoko
What an interesting thread. Seeing some unique opinions on this one. I feel like I just walked into a conversation that I shouldn't be a part of but I'm too intrigued
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JanisDuble
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1 month ago by JanisDuble
@skoko Everyone is welcome to know the truth about the Earth's shape. Santa Claus does not go "around the world" he simply goes from place to place, like a pencil being picked up off of paper. Santa is Jesus. Who possesses supernatural abilities? Both Jesus and Santa. Santa Claus is an alias Jesus uses to go around the world and reward behaving Christian children who know the Earth is truly shaped like a donut!
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skoko
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1 month ago by skoko
@JanisDuble wow, that's fascinating. Thanks for telling me the truth. I can't believe I have been lied to my whole life! To think that I can trust a random internet stranger more than my own family. How sad. I guess, since I've been lied to this whole time, that explains why I never got any presents from SantaJesus. My parents always told me it was because my dad was "laid off" and had something to do with the "2008 recession". They always told me "money was tight" and to count my blessings. Guess they just didn't want me to know the truth! 😘 🤪 😎 🤔 🤯 😇 🎉 🔥
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BobTheCat_
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1 month ago by BobTheCat_
Lol, Janis just got roasted!! 😲 😲 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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panda4eva2
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1 month ago by panda4eva2
Wow! I've never met anybody else who knows the truth about donut-earth! Someone once told me that the sun was bigger than the earth, but why is there no life on it? If it's that much bigger it only makes sense. Also, airplanes aren't real. They are a projection onto the sky.
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Momotaro
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1 month ago by Momotaro
@skokoWow! You really ate down! I'm super impressed, really! Those burns were TOP TIER, if I was Janis I'd be super hurt! |
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Momotaro
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1 month ago by Momotaro
Also this is so obviously a joke like... why the backlash we know the Earth is round
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skoko
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4 weeks, 1 day ago by skoko
@panda4eva2 ACKCHUALLY, you’re wrong…about the airplane thing. They’re just big birds. Really, REALLY big birds. They kind of scare me.
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skoko
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4 weeks, 1 day ago by skoko
@Momotaro I hope Miss Double isn’t hurt! She educated me on the true meaning of Christmas. Thanks Jan! Xx
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panda4eva2
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4 weeks, 1 day ago by panda4eva2
@skoko Well I'll be it! That does make much more sense. Also explains why they do make so much noise! And I suppose "Airports" are just their nests.
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