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Aalijah

Bracelet King

1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah

Can it turn me to stone? If so, probably not. If not, maybe?

Aalijah

Bracelet King

1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah

Would you survive Order 66 as a Padawan?

GiuseppeK

Bracelet King

1 month, 2 weeks ago by GiuseppeK

Once upon a time, I'd've said definitely not. It was supposed to be a practically extinction-level event. "The Jedi are extinct; their fire has gone out of the universe" as Grand Moff Tarkin himself once plainly said.

However, if we're supposed to accept Disney as the arbiters of canon and ignore decades of lovingly-crafted expanded universe lore, my odds are at least way better than they used to be. Seems somehow, a whole bunch of us survived, after all. 😎

But seeing as how I don't even rate my own Wookiepedia page, my best chance would once again lie in my ability to charm one of the invincible female Jedis enough to be one of their orbiters, and let her protect me.

Aalijah

Bracelet King

1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah

Would you survive getting tried inside a cave for a few days with a sleeping bear?

GiuseppeK

Bracelet King

1 month, 2 weeks ago by GiuseppeK

Tried for a few days...? I guess the court must've actually given me a decent lawyer, then.

So long as the jurors don't grumble too audibly and the judge doesn't decide to bang the gavel too hard, the bear should be a non-issue, especially if it's hibernation season. Besides, if the ursine beastie is disturbed, I might be able to convince him/her I wasn't the one making noise (then I could offer to share the contents of my pic-a-nic basket).

The exact variety of bear might factor in, too--they run the spectrum of temperaments. Then again, irrespective of such trivial minutiae, it's just a bear, after all. I seem to recall not long ago, they were preferable company to a man.

Aalijah Bracelet King	1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah Can it turn me to stone? If so, probably not. If not, maybe?
Aalijah Bracelet King	1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah Would you survive Order 66 as a Padawan?
GiuseppeK Bracelet King	1 month, 2 weeks ago by GiuseppeK Once upon a time, I'd've said definitely not. It was supposed to be a practically extinction-level event. "The Jedi are extinct; their fire has gone out of the universe" as Grand Moff Tarkin himself once plainly said. However, if we're supposed to accept Disney as the arbiters of canon and ignore decades of lovingly-crafted expanded universe lore, my odds are at least way better than they used to be. Seems somehow, a whole bunch of us survived, after all. 😎 But seeing as how I don't even rate my own Wookiepedia page, my best chance would once again lie in my ability to charm one of the invincible female Jedis enough to be one of their orbiters, and let her protect me.
Aalijah Bracelet King	1 month, 2 weeks ago by Aalijah Would you survive getting tried inside a cave for a few days with a sleeping bear?
GiuseppeK Bracelet King	1 month, 2 weeks ago by GiuseppeK Tried for a few days...? I guess the court must've actually given me a decent lawyer, then. So long as the jurors don't grumble too audibly and the judge doesn't decide to bang the gavel too hard, the bear should be a non-issue, especially if it's hibernation season. Besides, if the ursine beastie is disturbed, I might be able to convince him/her I wasn't the one making noise (then I could offer to share the contents of my pic-a-nic basket). The exact variety of bear might factor in, too--they run the spectrum of temperaments. Then again, irrespective of such trivial minutiae, it's just a bear, after all. I seem to recall not long ago, they were preferable company to a man.

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