Would you survive? page 4
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GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
4 months ago by GiuseppeK
I might even volunteer for it. 👍

I already fared reasonably well in a very similar situation once, and learned how I could not only survive but thrive on a pescatarian diet. I say "similar" because, to my eternal embarrassment, I learned afterwards that it was, in fact, not a desert island but rather a desert peninsula... 😭
swimmer1
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swimmer1
4 months ago by swimmer1
@GiuseppeK …….
Selah_Ross
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Selah_Ross
4 months ago by Selah_Ross
@swimmer1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
martha9999
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martha9999
4 months ago by martha9999
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
kpn
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kpn
4 months ago by kpn
would you survive alone in an elevator to the 6th floor with joey from accounting who just got back from his vacation to jamaica with the wife and kids and said aloha to you when you entered the elevator?
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
4 months ago by GiuseppeK
Doesn't sound *too* bad (the worst part sounds like going anywhere with the nomenclature of "accounting").

I think the odds are at least better than being onboard a remote space station where something is causing our teammates to vanish one by one, and we suddenly realize we're the only member of the crew who doesn't have a nametape on our uniform.
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
4 months ago by GiuseppeK
(And I would definitely rather step onboard the lift with Joey from Accounting than Karen from HR any day of the week and twice on Sunday.)
Aalijah
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Aalijah
1 month, 3 weeks ago by Aalijah
Would you survive the second battle of Geonosis?
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
1 month, 3 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
I bet in 1 BBY, galactic calendar makers were in total disagreement over what to call the next year. 🤔
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
1 month, 3 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
Probably not. My best shot at survival would lie entirely in my ability to swallow my pride and endear myself enough to one of the invincible female Jedis who would effortlessly girl-boss their way through the fight to become one of their goofy, comic relief male orbiters. It would probably mean never getting out of their line of sight, constantly falling on my butt in the heat of battle and nearly hurting myself hilariously with a lightsaber (or at least I would, if I were allowed to even touch the real thing and not the wooden training version my incompetence would mean I'd be stuck with 🤪 ).

Would you last a month on a diet of nothing but all the disgusting protein shake mix you care to drink (made with water, not milk), but you have a healthy, solid meal once a week to look forward to...?
Tikilishi
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Tikilishi
1 month, 3 weeks ago by Tikilishi
Are the protein shakes mandatory? If not, then I could do it👍

Would you survive 3 months with only one form of media to entertain yourself? So only either one book, one tv show, one website, one videogame, or one movie?
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
1 month, 3 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
As much or as little of the shake as you'd care to imbibe. It'll cover all our nutritional requirements, but that's the end of the good news. You'll be looking forward to that weekend meal with a passionate longing that will make Thanksgiving feel like just another Thursday.

Would I still be allowed to make knots? If so, just let me have "Africa" by Toto on repeat, and I'll be a happy camper--make it four months. 👍
Aalijah
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Aalijah
1 month, 3 weeks ago by Aalijah
Would you survive the siege of Umbara with General Krell as your commanding officer?
GiuseppeK
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GiuseppeK
1 month, 3 weeks ago by GiuseppeK
"General"...? So this would be a military engagement, then?

Might be a nonissue in that case. I could probably remain far from the action by simply being Cat 4 dental. Or maybe I'd be way behind on my computer-based training courses and therefore unavailable for regular duty. 🫡
MetalBarbi
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MetalBarbi
1 month, 3 weeks ago by MetalBarbi
Would you survive enforced vegetarianism? Me~ probs not.
itarosky
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itarosky
1 month, 2 weeks ago by itarosky
At least it's not as exclusive as veganism, so I'd probably live.

Would you survive 5 years in a weather constantly below 0 degrees? (= below 32 Fahrenheit)
Tikilishi
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Tikilishi
1 month, 2 weeks ago by Tikilishi
Is this the whole planet? Or just for like my area? Do the regular seasons resume afterward?

If not the whole planet, and it's only temporary, then absolutely!

It might be rough at times, but worth it. Plus I really love winter now.



Would you survive only listening to the same music album for 6 months to a year? You can listen to it as much or as little as you want, but you only get to choose one.
imcoolasf
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imcoolasf
1 month, 2 weeks ago by imcoolasf
@Tikilishi I’ve actually done that lmao (nin pretty hate machine my beloved) so I could survive easily
What about a fight with 50 crows?
Tikilishi
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Tikilishi
1 month, 2 weeks ago by Tikilishi
@imcoolasf That is a loot of crows 🐦‍⬛ I actually don't think I would! Crows are still awesome, though.

Would you survive 300 hungry seagulls with an open sandwich in your hand?
imcoolasf
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imcoolasf
1 month, 2 weeks ago by imcoolasf
@Tikilishi omg no! They’re bad enough when it’s just one, they’re massive! They would carry me away and eat me I think
What about fighting robot Medusa?
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